Your “You Know, For Your First Time, That Wasn’t Half Bad” Monday Night Football Open Thread

As The Hippo-ster mentioned earlier, that was a mighty fine Sunday of the footballing…

Fallout-

-The phenomenal play of the Panthers Kyle Allen has provided some haters of people that have unique fashion sense a bit of cover. They’ve got at least another week to explain why a guy that wears a different hat each week to a press conference should be jettisoned.

-Daniel Jones totaled 37.2 fantasy points yesterday-that’s the second-highest total ever for a dude making his first career start. He’s only behind Eric Hipple’s 42.7. Pump those brakes, scotchy, pump those brakes Still, he was pressured on 48% of all his throws and completed 80% of them.

-Yeah, Saquon is gone for 4-8 weeks with a high ankle sprain. I’m sure he’ll be back sooner rather than later because he’s almost not human. For now Giants fans are jumping on the Wayne Gallman Express.

-The most dynamic qb out there isn’t Kyler or Lamar!, it’s none other than Josh Allen. He’s a gotdamn whirlwind out there and his dizzying array of talent and wonky decision-making is a joy to watch. I didn’t have a clue that Bills Stadium could be that loud. The Pats D should bring him back down to earth next week but it sure looks like there’s some ‘there’ there.

-The Eagles blew a winnable game vs. the Lions while being understaffed at wr. Now they have to travel to Green Bay for the Thursday Nighter-1-3 is a distinct possibility.

-Jalen Ramsey called in sick today. Asked for comment coach Rivera said, “he’s already been disciplined for pulling Suzie’s pigtails at recess last Friday. I don’t know what to do!”

TO THE GAME!

Bears/Potato Skins:

Is it just me that thinks these stodgy old franchises should be in the same division? Anywhozizt… the Bears 0 has scored all of 26 points so far this year and the reason why wears #10. According to PFF his poor play is right down there with likes of Harvard Fitzpatrick and Case Keenum. Chicago should take this because of their excellent D and the fact that Washington’s D-line can’t exert any pressure at all. Any time an opposing qb drops back to pass the average completion is slightly more than 8 yards. Oof.

Open the floodgates!