2019 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

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So today is Friday. I was out on some cold project site this morning thinking, “This is the end of my week when I get back in the office. Couple emails and then, chalk the remainder of my performance up to the fact that all the income I earn on Fridays goes directly to Uncle Sam Javanka.”

[Holds finger to earpiece] What’s that? I just drove off all the new arrivals we got from Turning Point USA? Well, sounds like a you problem, DTZM.

Whatever,. Point is, I was thrilled to recall — as I sip my PSL — that Fridays is Quotables results day! So, submissions may be found here and your results are below.

“I really wish they didn’t take away my dildos at the gate.” -nomonkeyfun
“People forget that Cincinnati and London are Sister Suplex Cities.” -Enrico Pallazzo
“How are people still struggling with the Cha Cha Shuffle in 2019? More importantly, why is anyone still doing it in the first place?” -JerBear50
“Who hired Zapruder as a camera operator?” -LemonJello
“’See! They love to entertain their owners.’ –The Ghost of Jerry Richardson” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“World’s #1 deadbeat loser reacts to G/O burning down its own house.” -Unsurprised
“I haven’t seen a train wreck in Tennessee that bad since 1918.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“Dia De Los Jortos” -SonOfSpam
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rockingdog

LOL
Josh Gordon 7 minutes into living in Seattle…comment image

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rockingdog

found a funny:

[to the tune of old mc’donald]
I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake.

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King Hippo

See, I knew we could count on Coked-Up RedZoneGuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKlIuMG01SU

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Día de los Jortos killed me, missed that one the first time around.

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Unsurprised

That’s my favorite.

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blaxabbath

Honestly, that was more of a legacy promotion for SOS.

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Porky Prime

“Stick to spurts.”

–Peter North

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