Wow, feels like we just did this two days ago. Oh right, we did.
At least this time I’m better rested.
Everybody is off and out and doing the holiday stuff and getting very stressed by now probably. Personally, I have to fly to California and kill some people who work at a disreputable company because they’ve now lied to me three times about the things I ordered.
If you made a mistake on shipping and didn’t get the products out when you said you would, just say so. Don’t fucking lie to me. Fedex knows the truth. They haven’t even gotten the package yet. You people are pissing me off with your lying.
(you people?)
Actually no. This the most horribly run Caucasian organization ever. Well, at least since November of ’16.
Anywhoooooo…
Nothing on tap for today it seems, so here is the place to talk shit and say whatever you want to say. No holds barred.
But no nudity. We don’t want BallsofSteelandFury to get too worked up.
OR DO WE?????
Hmmmmmmm…..
Oh shit, I’m still 90 words short. OK, what to talk about?
I had another squirrel in my house last night. Little son of a mother got away from me four times, then holed up under the entertainment center console. I couldn’t reach him with my net so I sat and waited. I knew the dumb little shit would come out eventually. What I did not know is that when he came out he’d run into my shoe sitting in the corner. I suppose he likes the smell of old feet.
But as soon as he ran into my shoe and tried to hide, I knew I had the little son of a bitch. I picked up my net and I grabbed him and the shoe in one fell swoop and got the door open and chucked both into the back yard.
FUCK YOU SQUIRREL!!!! tWBS IS SMARTER THAN A SQUIRREL ONCE AGAIN!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!
Now where’s my fucking shoe?
OK, that’s 316 words. Now it’s 320. STOP TYPING YOU IDIOT.
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Anywhoooo…
Talk about whatever. There’s a reason it’s called an Open Thread.
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God, I miss California. They don’t make you count out there. And it’s nearly impossible to freeze your balls off.
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How did you guys miss this? [makes chittering sound]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdAt4qWvz_8
Holiday stuff? Ha, I wish. I’m moving again. Goodbye Corona, hello Big Bear!
Gotta stay one step ahead of the law.
Truth.
Nope, for you see I discovered the secret how my father in law is avoiding pre-X-mas last second shopping runs… daytime drankin’, so things are fucking relaxing here… It also helps that using a fine-ass piece of German automotive technology as a 3D jigsaw is fun as shit … Well, outside the singular moment of horror you realize that you don’t have leftover parts after you’ve reassembled it (which is scary on an existential level) and then.. it actually roars into life 😀 I’m not saying anything to Per yet, but I may’ve also installed the full APR upgrade set, so… uhhh… it’s a bit better than before 😀
Godwin OUT. Dalvin Cook OUT.
OUT OF THEIR GODDAMN MINDS, PEOPLE!
I picked up whatshisname for the championship in case he starts.
I really need Mattison to be ruled OUT before the weekend…
It lives!
Republicans really playing up that “Impeachment Bump” today.
During the Clinton years that was just a line of coke.
Lindsey graham looks like he could use an impeachment bump lately.
An evil turtle on coke?
Sorry, that’s Mitch.
That man is hung the fuck over.
Judging from her reaction he just farted a very nasty stinker.
Well it’s not every day that a President is impeached by the highest and second-highest number of Congressional votes in history.
“Also, I was there!”
– Tulsi G.
THANKKS OBUMER!!
“Better than some other methods.”
Robert K., Dallas, TX.
US daytime TV sucks.
It was better in the early 80s apparently.
Guess nobody else is “working from home” today.
Gotta make your own fun.
Watching little man. He’s asleep. Oops. No he’s not. Shit.
Nope. Heading to work in about an hour or so. Working Christmas Eve and the 26th too!
Meanwhile I’ll be…..
*Only with coffee.
Well, shit. I need to go in too.
You better get going.
Gotta love winter dry skin.
Shit; you beat me to the come at me bro squirrel.
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As you were.
You; that password shit fucked up my day.
We had a surprise system Microsoft update a while back at work. It’s refreshing when 70+ people go “WTJesusF?!?!” at the very same time.
We did the Windows 10 migration a couple of months ago with very mixed results, then last week we find out that Windows Server 8 is reaching end of life and I’ve got my primary drivers and site specific software stored on a server that’s going to be yanked off the network.
This will be fun.
Ours was just a glitch, mostly shared software not syncing. The collective gasp was funny though.
Boo un-notified maintenance!