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Your “Go Clean Yourself Up” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Wow, the interwebz can be edukashunul sometimes.

Did you know that today is National Shower With A Friend Day?  Seriously, it is.

And while I no longer have any friends who I believe would want to shower with me, and vice versa for that matter, I did think it was interesting.  I never knew there was such a thing.  But conserving water is never a bad thing, of course.

And no this is not going to become a Sexy Wednesday.  Sorry friends.

It’s also National Nutella Day.  And National Disaster Day.  And since I have no one to shower with, and even if I did it would likely result in a disaster in one form another (I know what you’re thinking so don’t say it)….

Anywhooooo….

I think I’ll opt for the Nutella.  Hazelnuts…. Mmmmmmm.

Plus, after the shower, my nuts should be clean at least.  Well, at least for a coupla hours.  No promises beyond that.

Not the greatest sound quality there, but the studio version has exposed bare lady nipples and I would get in trouble if I linked it.

Though I have to admit, I was still tempted to do it.  But I’m a good boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2dnfAJlUwo

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Sports To Hose You Down 2Nite

NBA

  • Orlando @ Boston – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Miami @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NHL

  • Boston @ Chi**** – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

  • Loyola-Chi**** @ Indiana State – 6:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • (10)Villanova @ (19)Butler – 6:30pmEST – TF: FS1
  • South Carolina @ Ole Miss – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Iowa State @ (13)WVU – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • Georgia @ Florida – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Temple @ Memphis – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • (12)Seton Hall @ Georgtown – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
  • NC State @ Miami – 8:30pmEST – TV: ACCN
  • Wake Forest @ (5)Louisville – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (18)LSU @ Vanderbilt – 9:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Wisconsin @ Minnesota – 9:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
  • UNLV @ Utah State – 10:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN

Full Schedule

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Use The Soap It’s There For A Reason

OK, that’s it.  Hopefully you’ve got good water pressure.

Now go take a shower.  Just because you’re depressed about no moar fitbawl is no excuse.  And I didn’t want to have to say it, but you stank.

Love ya’s (but from a distance until you bathe regularly).

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It seems as though this guy’s tastes are somewhat narrow.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sooooooo, I almost died tonight. Had to run out to take care of a family matter. It’s rainy and nighttime and whatnot. Coming back home, two lane road, I am topping a rise/hiill combined with a blind curve. And I see oncoming headlights on my side of the double yellow lines. Fortunately, I was in a spot where I had a place to bail out.

Dave had some choice words to say about it, in any case.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Glad you are okay. Sorry about your pants and the car seat.

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yeah right

Them damn blind ass country roads.

Almost makes me appreciate freeway driving!

But not really.

Stay safe out there brother.

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Senor Weaselo

I’m surprised Travis Kelce wasn’t trying to outdo his brother in costumes. Just in Ric Flair-ing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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He wanted to be ass fisted on xmas?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Maybe I’m mixing things up.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don T

This week on “Sick Crap Acquaintances Send Me”:
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BC Dick

Equal opportunity killer.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WUUUUT?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It’s fine.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That reminds me, I guess we are all going to be living in a combination Hieronymus Bosch/Mad Max world very soon.
I’ve decided that when it gets too bad, I will invite one of my Republican acquaintances to come over and shoot me in the head after I’ve passed out from drinking two gallons of rum, so it will be painless, and then shoot my dogs. He’ll probably take the dogs with him, though.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think it will be a bit more gradual, but the result is the same.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Scotchy’s hunting grounds?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Hot Eskimo Sex.”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Swipe riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“What’s this?!?!?”

-Rex R., Billings

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litre_cola

Alright, let’s do it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT!!”

-Balls

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Gratliff

lol even the puppet leader we’re trying to install in Venezuela is laughing at how we just shout “socialist!” at everyone left of Reagan
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

US “moderate” democrat = 80s conservative republican.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Ronald Reagan today would be considered left of Sanders, I swear.

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BC Dick

That’s what we’d call her in Canada, too. She doesn’t want government ownership of the means of production, right? That’s what I’d call a socialist. Massive government using their tax income and power to manage the populace with a very heavy hand is our kind of social democrat.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

More like the Scandinavian countries without the republican bullshit exaggeration.

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Brick Meathook

What the hell is a “Social Democrat?” Sounds like a socialist to me. I dunno from such things.

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Unsurprised

I’m going to go find a Cinnabon and nibble on a piece ratlike and all.

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Gratliff

Giving it the ol’ Mayor Pete?

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rockingdog

Found a funny:
Wife: We’re going to have a baby!

Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is?

Me: I already googled and it’s a very tiny human

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Unsurprised

The end goes nicely with the .. she persisted shit

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herodotus450

I haven’t seen a New York squad strike this quickly against Toronto since ca. 1812.

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Brick Meathook

I just took a shower, as per directions.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And you smell like lavendar and honeysuckle. I am in favour.

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Brick Meathook

I anoint myself with the scents of hydraulic fluid and cosmoline.

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Redshirt

Really CNN!? You got Joe Biden and you only spend 10 seconds on why he laid an egg in the Iowa Caucus?

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herodotus450

NY-Tor all tied up at 1, the battle of the Nations’ capitals.

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litre_cola

Ummm I know Israel pulled the old switcharoo, guess we did over here. How about Mexico, is Tijuana the capital now? Donkey shows for all!

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Sharkbait

Encountered a legit Nazi on my way home from work today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyc62g7YQM0&feature=youtu.be

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Redshirt

That’s reminds me, thanks for helping me move that furniture between the hours where that Nazi got the shit beaten out of him.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

‘member when we fought a whole war against those motherfuckers?

‘member?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Only bright thing I can think of, long term, is that there are more of us than there are of them.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Jello Biafra has re-recorded a couple their early songs, updated to reflect the current situation in the US, such as “My Policies Should Successfully Kill the Poor,” “Stealing People’s Email,” “I Cage Children,” “California Unter Alles,” and “Holiday In Mar-a-Lago.”
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WCS

As a WVU fan, I despise these “grey” uniforms.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Just win, Baby.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

CSA emblazoned?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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