INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY
DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing. He awakes with a start. A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a url into the browser’s address bar. He picks up the phone.
— [comm flies open] —
MICHAEL VICK: Hello? Mr. Deadly? Mr. Morris?
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: HELLO?
MICHAEL: Mr. Deadly? It’s Michael Vick.
RTD: I’M SORRY YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I’M ON A PRIVATE JET.
MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I know. And I can hear you fine.
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: DID YOU TELL HIM WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET?
MICHAEL: Mr. Morris, I…
RTD: YES, I TOLD HIM.
DTZM: WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT, MICHAEL?
MICHAEL: Gentlemen, there’s supposed to be a Request Line post going up in ten minutes and there’s nothing on the schedule.
DTZM: OH, RIGHT.
There is a long period of silence.
RTD: WE FORGOT TO SCHEDULE ANYTHING. WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO MAMMOTH LAKES.
MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I’m aware of that.
DTZM: CAN YOU THROW SOMETHING UP FOR US.
MICHAEL: I was planning to do exactly that. But I wanted to know if you had any topics in mind.
RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLIDAYS AND/OR VACATIONS?
MICHAEL: We’ve already done that one.
DTZM: WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET RIGHT NOW…
MICHAEL: Yes, I kno…
DTZM: …HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH AIRPLANES.
MICHAEL: We’ve done that too.
RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND MOVIES AND STUFF.
MICHAEL: Already coverered it.
DTZM: OH! I HAVE AN IDEA! HOW ABOUT MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO LOUD?
MICHAEL: That’s…yeah, that’s something we haven’t done before.
RTD: MAYBE A SIX SONG LIMIT SO PEOPLE DON’T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY?
MICHAEL: Sure, I’ll add that to the post.
DTZM: MY HERO.
MICHAEL: [touched] Oh, well, thank you Mr. Morris, just doing my job…
RTD: NO HE MEANS THE SONG “MY HERO”. AS THE INTRO.
MICHAEL: [deflated] Oh. Sure. I’ll get right on that, sir.
DTZM: WE’LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS MICHAEL. DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN LILY’S LITTER BOX.
Late entry? In the words of Jay Cutler, “DOOOOONNNNNNNNN’TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0
Miss you Brother Wayne.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08S5CwJA12E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHDu_7LM7-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSGw8vt1hA8
LIVE FROM MAMMOTH LAKES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAnLHSLHGQ
Dies irae. The sound of hellfire upon thee.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jGvYaMIXuxU
https://youtu.be/LHLP5gCelUU
Boston band that kicked a shit ton of ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOCOMYGIfUQ
MOAR ALESTORM
https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
I STILL DON’T AHVE THIS SHTI RIGHT!
put the text first
then put the link.
The text from waht? my text i’m writing? seriously i have no idea what the hell to do.
Yes; what you are writing. Or just post without comment, then reply with verboseness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpBG7xQ0v34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw9mEFn38to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEt3VsNJYyw
This was my warm up song before goign into interviews.
I used to blast this song for my oldest when he was 3. Gotta start them young. GET THE LED FUCKING OUT!
https://youtu.be/mqgyD_yTWCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvHsiYDs8pU
tribute ot joe strummer, how in FUCK can you go wrong
https://youtu.be/HgWzOElhs0w
Pretty sure my parents HATED this song when I was in high school. Speaking of high; this album cover was great for cleaning weed. Another band who owes everything they have to old black Delta Blues guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g
none of these dick fucking things are posting right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
fuck
I forgot too; as Hippo pointed out: text AFTER link.
can you explain taht? i went to happy hour and I’m killing bourbon right now. solo happy hour.
[TEXT] blah, blah, blah
[LINK] http://www.xxxdot com.
IT’S NOT FUCKING WORKING AND I AM NOT GETTING ANY MORE SOBER
WHAT TEXT/ from teh goddamn fucking thing code shit?jesus i am lost. praise the goddamn gods of bourbon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nB_tGab-t0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjb7UD7jPqM
Is this available on Spotify? Sorry I missed this. I was busy today doing mind numbing shit. Apparently the weird hire who came on 3 months ago walked out today, and I fucking missed it. WEird chick. She had no eyebrows, so right there you know that person is a mutant. And mutants cannot be trusted. Ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70VMrH3yBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amIMdUYEIJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRgjwPKVUnk