Request Line: Loud

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY

DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing.  He awakes with a start.  A look of panic fills his face as he dashes over to the desk and opens up a laptop computer, and his consternation increases as he taps a url into the browser’s address bar.  He picks up the phone.

— [comm flies open] —

MICHAEL VICK: Hello? Mr. Deadly? Mr. Morris?

RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: HELLO?

MICHAEL: Mr. Deadly?  It’s Michael Vick.

RTD: I’M SORRY YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP I’M ON A PRIVATE JET.

MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I know.  And I can hear you fine.

DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: DID YOU TELL HIM WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET?

MICHAEL: Mr. Morris, I…

RTD: YES, I TOLD HIM.

DTZM: WHAT’S THIS ALL ABOUT, MICHAEL?

MICHAEL: Gentlemen, there’s supposed to be a Request Line post going up in ten minutes and there’s nothing on the schedule.

DTZM: OH, RIGHT.

There is a long period of silence.

RTD: WE FORGOT TO SCHEDULE ANYTHING.  WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO MAMMOTH LAKES.

MICHAEL: Yes, Mr. Deadly, I’m aware of that.

DTZM: CAN YOU THROW SOMETHING UP FOR US.

MICHAEL: I was planning to do exactly that.  But I wanted to know if you had any topics in mind.

RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLIDAYS AND/OR VACATIONS?

MICHAEL: We’ve already done that one.

DTZM: WE’RE ON A PRIVATE JET RIGHT NOW…

MICHAEL: Yes, I kno…

DTZM: …HOW ABOUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH AIRPLANES.

MICHAEL: We’ve done that too.

RTD: HOW ABOUT HOLLYWOOD AND MOVIES AND STUFF.

MICHAEL: Already coverered it.

DTZM: OH! I HAVE AN IDEA!  HOW ABOUT MUSIC THAT YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO LOUD?

MICHAEL: That’s…yeah, that’s something we haven’t done before.

RTD: MAYBE A SIX SONG LIMIT SO PEOPLE DON’T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY?

MICHAEL: Sure, I’ll add that to the post.

DTZM: MY HERO.

MICHAEL: [touched] Oh, well, thank you Mr. Morris, just doing my job…

RTD: NO HE MEANS THE SONG “MY HERO”.  AS THE INTRO.

MICHAEL: [deflated] Oh.  Sure.  I’ll get right on that, sir.

DTZM: WE’LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF DAYS MICHAEL.  DON’T FORGET TO CLEAN LILY’S LITTER BOX.

 

 

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LemonJello

Late entry? In the words of Jay Cutler, “DOOOOONNNNNNNNN’TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVovq9TGBw0

yeah right
Senor Weaselo

Dies irae. The sound of hellfire upon thee.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jGvYaMIXuxU

jjfozz
jjfozz

Boston band that kicked a shit ton of ass

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

MOAR ALESTORM
https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
I STILL DON’T AHVE THIS SHTI RIGHT!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

put the text first

then put the link.

jjfozz

The text from waht? my text i’m writing? seriously i have no idea what the hell to do.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes; what you are writing. Or just post without comment, then reply with verboseness.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEt3VsNJYyw

This was my warm up song before goign into interviews.

jjfozz

I used to blast this song for my oldest when he was 3. Gotta start them young. GET THE LED FUCKING OUT!
https://youtu.be/mqgyD_yTWCU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
jjfozz

tribute ot joe strummer, how in FUCK can you go wrong
https://youtu.be/HgWzOElhs0w

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pretty sure my parents HATED this song when I was in high school. Speaking of high; this album cover was great for cleaning weed. Another band who owes everything they have to old black Delta Blues guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g

jjfozz

none of these dick fucking things are posting right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
fuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I forgot too; as Hippo pointed out: text AFTER link.

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jjfozz

can you explain taht? i went to happy hour and I’m killing bourbon right now. solo happy hour.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[TEXT] blah, blah, blah

[LINK] http://www.xxxdot com.

jjfozz

IT’S NOT FUCKING WORKING AND I AM NOT GETTING ANY MORE SOBER

jjfozz

WHAT TEXT/ from teh goddamn fucking thing code shit?jesus i am lost. praise the goddamn gods of bourbon

jjfozz

Is this available on Spotify? Sorry I missed this. I was busy today doing mind numbing shit. Apparently the weird hire who came on 3 months ago walked out today, and I fucking missed it. WEird chick. She had no eyebrows, so right there you know that person is a mutant. And mutants cannot be trusted. Ever.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh