Apparently nothing matters today because the Democrats are eating themselves alive in Nevada. I can just picture the lineup at Toby Keith’s “I Love This Bar & Grill” discussing the finer points of Mayor Pete’s budget proposals versus Bernie’s “Medicare For All” plan. I think it’ll go something like this:
Democrat #1: “That’s a might nice Mayor Pete scarf you got there.”
Democrat #2: “Thanks. His husband was giving them out.”
Democrat #1: “Was that before or after Amy called them both ‘nasty bitches’?”
Democrat #2: “Oh, before. Once the blood started flowing I yelled my vote & ran for the door.”
Democrat #1: “Smart move. (Looking around) It sure is nice in this here restaurant.”
Democrat #2: “Sure is. So patriotic. And I see they have the calorie counts on the menu.”
Democrat #1: “It’s Vegas. Calories don’t count here.”
Democrat #2: “Just like Iowa!” *They both laugh out loud*
Democrat #3: “You guys shouldn’t joke like that. Another incident like that & more people will come to accept the party is trying to screw Bernie out of the nomination!”
Democrat #1: audibly sighs
Democrat #2: “Look kid. We don’t care. It’s been a long day & we just want to relax.”
Democrat #3: Sure. But we have to keep working. It there’s a contested convention…”
[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
Joe Biden: “YEE-HAW! WHO’S UP FOR SOME JALAPENO POPPERS!”
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Hurricanes at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Habs at Sens – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Sharks at Rangers – 7:00PM | NHLN
- Bruins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- 76ers at Bucks – 8:30 PM | ABC / TSN2
- NCAA:
- Florida at Kentucky – 6:00 PM | ESPN
- LSU at South Carolina – 6:00 PM | ESPN2
- Virginia Tech at Duke – 8:00 PM | ESPN2
- Oregon at Arizona – 9:00 PM | ESPN
- Georgetown at DePaul – 9:00 PM | FS1
- Gonzaga at BYU – 10:00 PM | ESPN2
- XFL:
- Dallas Renegades at Seattle Dragons – 5:00 PM | FOX
- Fisticuffs:
- UFC Fight Night: Felder vs. Hooker – 7:00PM | TSN5 / ESPN+
- Prelims: Deontay Wilder vs. Tyson Fury II – 7:30PM | FS1
- Undercard: Deontay Wilder vs. Tyson Fury II – 8:00 PM | ESPN
- Bellator MMA – 10:00 PM | Paramount
- From Dublin, IRL
So next Saturday is South Carolina – ooh! I wonder who Dabo Swinney supports? – followed on March 3rd by “Super Tuesday”. By Spring Break the party will either have a nominee or be torn asunder. Just as the Russians predicted.
Isn’t someone into gloves?
Bernie Fucking Won
https://www.wehodaily.com/news/man-high-on-meth-fights-off-15-police-officers-while-masturbating/?fbclid=IwAR0B2sHe-qK8TWRLEr-gnj7ES5z4E–0nzdDgMa_UE_q-wOHcSfhpbQUKUk
Another day older, closer to death
THAT’S THE LOS ANGELES I LOVE
Wilder is half dead. This bout is all but over.
That right he took behind the ear in the 3rd fucked him up. His balance and footwork was gone after that. think he’ll be spending some time with an ear/nose/throat specialist.
It’s uncomfortable when you hide the boner that way.
Hehehe…Bob’s Burgers is awesome. Gene is about to release his Super Bowel in Jimmy Pesto’s bathroom. RUUUUUUNNNNNN.
Zags a #1 seed? Sorry, not seeing it. Might be a prime year to bet #16 upset.
Both them and San Diego State just got bumped to a #4.
Aztecs going down in flames surprised me. I thought they had the goods. Still might, I guess.
The tournament is going to be an upset special. No idea what’s going to happen.
Indeed.
Smart. I’ve been up since 5am today.
Despair is an excellent sleeping fuel.
I got 10 units on a Wilder KO.
A) Should I hedge? and 2) How? or c) Let it ride?
I understand all those words but I don’t know what they mean
Nevermind, after that entrance I’m completely out on Fury.
Update: I’m probably fucked out of 10 units.
Currently: I no longer possess those 10 units.
Also, you disappoint the Hippo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=_Hvc1Ae-YCU&feature=emb_logo