Your So Happy It’s Thursday Before July 4th Holiday Open thread

Good evening, all! Your normal evening thread host, Beerguyrob, is off somewhere in British Columbia celebrating the end of the school year. That means you get me today and tomorrow.

I did check with the authorities and they told me in very clear terms that I could not do two straight days of Tik Tok girls.

So, instead I’m going to bring you some images that will bring smiles to your faces. But more on that later.

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In AFL news, the St. Kilda Saints beat the Carlton Blues earlier this morning at Marvel Stadium by 17 points. Also, this weekend’s excellent matchup between the GWS Giants and the Hawthorn Hawks will be televised LIVE and IN COLOUR on ESPN 2 Saturday night/Sunday morning at 1 AM Pacific.

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So, I’m watching Éibar take on Osasuna and I notice something:

No, it’s not the same guy. I don’t think…

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Today is the start of the 4th of July Holiday weekend here in the States. Most people will get a long weekend out of the deal as July 4th falls on a Saturday. Many people are taking Monday off too, making it an even longer weekend.

Here in LA, fireworks shows are being cancelled, the beaches are closed, bars have been closed too, and more restrictions have been put into place. I suppose people can drive to Vegas, but that’s just lunacy with the spikes in cases throughout the Southwest.

As you know, though, dumbasses gonna dumbass.

I myself will take advantage of the time and get some much-needed rest. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’ve found that I’m working more from home than I used to at the office. It’s hard to “switch off”. This weekend will be the perfect opportunity to do just that.

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TV Listings

Let’s see, what can you watch tonight?

• AFL – Collingwood v Essendon – 2:50 AM Pacific
• American Top Gear – FYI network – You know, they’re no Jeremy, James, and Richard, but they’ve kinda grown on me.

And that’s about it. Seriously, I checked the listings and there ain’t shit on.

I suggest grabbing an alcoholic beverage, making some cheesy snacks, and settling down on the couch/sofa/loveseat/recliner/bed to comment on this here website.

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Litre_cola sent me this video. I shared it with my staff at work. I suggest you do too:

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Without further ado, here are the non-Tik Tok girl images that I said would bring smiles to your faces:

I know. I couldn’t resist. Now get with the typing!