A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Be Vast Improvements On The Name Of The Washington NFL Team

Redblacks

Sunday Hangovers

Men on the Field

Fleshlights

Trade Demands

Trash Birds

Untouchables

Canadians

Groinular Areas

‘Muricas

Cookiethulhus

Interceptions

Offenses

NuAIDS

Opponents

Farts

Bitter Memories

Decimated Roster

Uncomfortable History

Fumbles

Butts

Balls

Boobs

Buttboobs

Ballbutts

Boobballs

Texans

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ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t think you’re allowed to show penises on TV…

montythisseemsstrangetome

I just realized that the email notification of a new DFO post, which contains the first 2 or 3 lines of the post, in this case contained the entire text of the post. Which is awesome.

LemonJello

Washington Gridlock

nomonkeyfun

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2020 Washington Roger Goodell is a national disgraces.

Because even in these polarized times all can agree on some things.

LemonJello

“YOU WISH YOU COULD BE CALLED THE PATRIOTS! THEY HATE US CAUSE THEY AIN’T US. NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
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Game Time Decision

Waste-a-ton of draft picks

Senor Weaselo

Whoa, a team called the Texans? That might be a bridge too far.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Washington Teardowns

LemonJello

Washington Swamp People

Game Time Decision

Washington Swamp Rats

ArmedandHammered

Because of what they do to their fans – Washington Santorum

Dunstan

Washington Rough Riders

Wait, that would be confusing. Make it “Ruff Riders.”

Senor Weaselo

Yonkers Ruff Ryders, a DMXFL squad.

ArmedandHammered

Washington Leg Breakers

ArmedandHammered

Even better, Washington Femur Explosions

LemonJello

This would get BOLTMAN’S vote.

Sharkbait

Washington Red Zone Kneelers

LemonJello

“Washington Barefeet? Stills sounds kinda native…but, feet, ya know?”
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“Nah, bro. Washington Lone Wolves. That’s a kickass name.”
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Game Time Decision

Washington Grand Wizards
/this is sooo bad

JustStopDude

The Washington “4 and 12’s”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Or 4th and 12’s!

Game Time Decision

Washington Let give the locals dirty, diseased blankets for all their lands

LemonJello

“The Purple Monkey Dishwashers is available, right?”
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ballsofsteelandfury

Washington Weasels

Senor Weaselo

I cannot in good faith endorse this.

Unsurprised
LemonJello

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“I’ve got the perfect name in mind.”

Unsurprised

Washington Unindicted Phone Slammers

ArmedandHammered

Washington Illegal Tree Cutters

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Washington Little Men

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Who Want to Feel Like a Big Man.

Unsurprised

The Washington Football Team Center at the George Mason University

Sharkbait

Washington DC Footballers of Landover

ArmedandHammered

Washington Confederates

Sharkbait

Texans? Who would name a team “Texans”?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, he was just making up words at the end..

Redshirt

Washington Draft Busts

montythisseemsstrangetome

Washington Putins

WCS

Washington Dan Snyder Is A Waste Oxygen