Let’s get to it.
TO THE GAMES!
Panthers/Falcons:
Does Atlanta finally get their first W? Carolina is coming off two straight wins and the Falcons have given up 30 or more points every single week to date. Still, Julio might be back and that makes a huge difference to a Panthers D that is slowly, very slowly improving. Not helping matters? Atlanta has played 11 different guys in the secondary after only 4 weeks. It’s pure carnage back there.
Raiders/Chiefs:
Wakey, wakey left coasters! Cb Breeland is back for the Chiefs after a scheduled holiday as a result of taking ‘substances’. Last week Mahomes had his 2nd-worst graded game of his career and still the Pats were easily handled. That’s what a Hoyer-Stidham combo will do for you. His talent aside, Patty benefits from his receivers getting open ‘big’-like an average of 3 yards big.
Cards/Jets:
Le’Veon has been taken off IR but that’s sorta like you rearranging the kitchen appliances that your redneck cousin threw out onto his front lawn. Darnold looks like Josh Allen did last year-even when he gets a clean pocket his throws sail overhead or eat dirt. Needless to say, his ability to throw into tight windows is wanting as well.
Eagles/Steelers:
Many thought that with all kinds of time to get healthy The Ben would regain some former semblance of his younger self. (I thought he’d be a sneaky-good player to draft at the bottom end of drafts-dodged that bullet) His rate of uncatchable passes is 5th worst in the league, according to PFF.
Rams/Team:
Team’s D will likely be turned this way and that by a Rams squadoo that employs play-action on almost 50% of their passes. That’s a usage rate that hasn’t been seen before and Goff and Co. has obviously taken full advantage.
Bengals/Ravens:
Burrow continues to amaze under some dire circumstances-his passing grade of 79.4 ties him for 7th in the league with Mahomes. This despite the fact that he’s been hit/sacked 34 times, most in the league. Today the beatings will continue as the Ravens employ the blitz on 46% of plays.
Jags/Texans:
Who knew the Jags O-line was this good? Despite being saddled with an UDFA in James Robinson, they have maintained the ability to create running lanes. Robinson’s 4.8 ypc to date actually seems sustainable.
Have at it below.
Magary had the right take; this is the year KC turns into Golden State
But for now I’d love to watch them comeback
Tekken down in miami
THIS GAME I CALL THE BATTLE OF CANNAE BECAUSE WE BEAT A SUPERIOR FORCE ON ALL SIDES
4th and 20? Smoke ’em if you got ’em.
Yeah, the game was over the second they didn’t put a DB on Claypool anyway
HAHA
This has been a fun game I don’t get to enjoy because my team forgot they weren’t having a preseason this year
Here comes the Wentz INT.
I just turned it on so you would probably be correct.
Sounds like the announcers are Team Fire Jim Schwartz as well
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No. No no no no no no no
Max claypool
*South Park theme intensifies*
RIP my eliminator pick.
Sticks defense ftw
Bass solo
Raiders mean business
No way that’s a catch
Lamar Jackson was held to 3 yard rushing , and the Bengals still lost 27-3.
Shoulda had Fulgham kick that one
I mean, he is on a roll.
PRAISE SHANK’LOR
Argh
HAHA. FUCK DA EAGLES
Bengals kicked a field goal to avoid the shutout.
The ghost of Marvin Lewis nods approvingly.
Jason Witten, always good for 3 yards
Washington is gonna have to remove “Football” from their name next.
Dan Snyder would fire the whole team if they started calling themselves the Washington Teamsters
Alex Smith considering retirement immediately after this game…
I bet some of them would good at Magic The Gathering
I would’ve guessed “Team” would’ve been the one to go.
kick the field goal bengals
That right, I picked up the Bengals kicker because Matt Prater is on a bye.
SUDDEN CHANGE?
“Alex Smith Going Deep!” [ball falls 20 yards past the line of scrimmage]
-Announcers
“Alex Smith; going deep.”
-Smith’s surgeons making the first incision
That comment is a sub-cutaneous cut.
Fuck it I’m going checkdown
Chase Claypool: Dirty Player confirmed
Just trash PI calls on both sides of the ball today
His name is mudd