2020 Quotables – Week 15 (Results)

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Merry Christmas to all! No, that’s an overstatement. Seasons Greetings to all! Again, no. Greeting and salutations, readers?

Ugh — just no spirit coming from me this year. BUT I did take care of your Quotables results below. And since this MAY be operating at your mid-day open thread, I’ll do you all the courtesy of keeping this short.

You owe me. Merry Christmas.

“Wooo, I’m Pacman Jones!” – Senor Weaselo
“Also, Jim, I just wanted to congratulate you for getting Clemson and Ohio State to play in your head. Because you look like a Sugar Bowl. And, no, I’m not at all upset that I had to blow four different old men to get this gig, while you waltz in here looking like the retarded offspring of Alfred E. Neuman and Dumbo.” -SonOfSpam
“WHOSE HOUSE IS THIS? UNCLEAR, OUR HOUSE? POSSIBLY THE GIANTS’ OR JIMMY HOFFA’S?” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Classic 2020 failing to kill these guys.” – BrettFavresColonoscopy
“I thought the expression was throw in the towel BOY. Ohhhh. Ok just the towel? Well whatever I quit.” – Bloody Lethal
“So you’re saying if I die in a helicopter crash then people will forget I’ve been accused of rape numerous times? Tight.” – Duchess
“And now for your enjoyment, the River of Gravy Dancers”. -ArmedandHammered
“Textbook Wharton Defense, all business decisions”. – Don T

 

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I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Gumbygirl

It’s Spam for the win! (It’s always Spam)

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ballsofsteelandfury

Although Don T gave him a run for his money this week.

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blaxabbath

Don T been very unassuming but strong much if this season. Some real Titans performance there.

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