Welcome to a special edition of Request Line! We were originally scheduled to be picking songs for the Ultimate Roger Goodell Mixtape today, but given a.) the technical difficulties we’ve been having and b.) the fact that the draft happens in three weeks I thought we’d postpone that for a bit. We’re really sorry about how bad things have gotten; one of the problems with running a site as a labor of love is that you get what you pay for (speaking of “paying for love” have you heard about the latest news in the MDMAtt Gaetz sex trafficking scandal?). If we’re online with the new hosting service by next week, I’ll repost the Browns mixtape and try to publicize it a bit more. But in the meantime, you’ve got a hankerin’ for requestin’ and I don’t want that desire to go unfulfilled (much like MDMAtt Gaetz may have used campaign money to ensure that none of his desires went unfulfilled – specifically, his desire to transport seventeen year-old children across state lines for the purpose of fornicating with them).
Today’s topic is “Technical Difficulties”. This could be interpreted narrowly to refer to the specific issues with electronics equipment, or it could be interpreted broadly to refer to things going wrong in general (the way that everything seems to be going wrong for disgusting pedophiles like MDMAtt Gaetz lately). I’ll get us started with a song that closed the set of a band I saw open up for Giant Drag one night in Silver Lake. I really miss being able to go to these kinds of shows, and I’m pretty psyched that I’ll be able to get to do that again soon. I’ll never take it for granted again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEoxktOoHg
Double shot?
https://youtu.be/3RA4MykPm4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuvlVo1QdLU
Doubleshot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDgXDTZl3xU
Accidental nuclear war? Could never happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0AxrOUJ62E
[slaps nuclear warhead HARD!]
-Slim Pickens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOWrScjXMRE
Does it count if the singer only believes/pretends there are technical difficulties?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsWrlzjxbPY
stupid beta cuck gettin shut down because he’s not alpha smh
“My car broke down in Texas”. Cowboy Junkies, everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu5TrbvjcaU&ab_channel=CowboyJunkies-Topic
btw, as far as live albums go, this is in my top 5, easily. Check out their bluesy take on “Walking After Midnight”. Crazy good.
All the telephone lines are down…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evjMjpd4PNM
Nice! You’re my pride and joy.
He’s a sweet little thing, isn’t he?
I know a guy who can fix that…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSUhCxSNXo0
My obligatory Warren Zevon contribution (with an assist from Springsteen):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACSeVC6umzg
What we need
https://youtu.be/lP5Xv7QqXiM
“She used to be someone you could depend on.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTapjQQxk2w&ab_channel=VinylMusicNL
Is it “technical difficulties” when your cyborg becomes distrustful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw
Can’t believe The Headpins have been overlooked. Shaking My Canuckian Head…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waWbkMkdX98&ab_channel=indigoinsfCanada3
Anyone remember this ditty about a car breaking down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMAGI7zRqj8&ab_channel=Tim
Oh yeah, liked the lyric, whirlpool in the gas tank as I had a 73 Cadillac Fleetwood at the time, a nasty rusted out hulk which had been in some flood. Never got rid of the mold smell.
I remember when that was on the radio. Always thought it sounded like Steve Miller Band.
At least I’m enjoyin the ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw
Brilliant Canuck band? Check. “It falls apart, in little pieces on the floor.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNtjksCUMIA&ab_channel=oddsmusic
Sorta Double Shot? “The Second Coming” by W.B. Yeats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEunVObSnVM&ab_channel=SpokenVerse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
/receives the TWBS posthumous “DUDE” award.
Can’t listen to this song without tearing up. Just can’t do it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8AisTXgAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVtvzsOVahw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8Nlz6FLSA
You have to show it who’s the boss. Whack it with a hammer
https://youtu.be/NnDpW5vpbDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PmsHrgQiLs
This is a better topic than I expected!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLarTQtUAf4
I’m pulling up a lot of stuff from an unfinished Conceptual Theater mixtape for Through a Scanner Darkly.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4QkqD0OnIXNepJw7ldMgRV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jvTCF3N6ao
This might deserve a Dude
Dammit!
https://youtu.be/TI0fk_gCdzE
I have absolutely no beef with Genesis.
Love the horns on that tune.
This video is fucking awesome. It’s basically a day in the life of Jay Cutler after a bad breakup with Tangerine Laryngitis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkUeYLHiz58
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j8DiRJ8kF8
Let’s make this a TRIPLE SHOT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMfjI1VhIiU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9uyMjzmT3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No
Joy Division will always get a +1 from me and (I assume) the ghost of J.G. Ballard.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp98ujTs8s
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=egSoj3g99gY
Surprised this was not here smdh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOwlYZ_P7Sg
Song is not about Technical Difficulties but the video….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSDrT_eDhk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=59S8N7rXmeI
Boy, I’ve said these very words a shitload of times over the last week or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ene4Wm1MPYg
Maybe Sill hired a hacker with the money from his patents:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTjYQKtO2dc
For Brick and his addition to the discussion last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk
Did you know that Brick served on a submarine?!?
“I would like to be served a sub.”
-A. Reid
“a sub”
As an appetizer, maybe.
When the hard drives fail:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5D07c0dJuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGPT1kfaSEs
I was saving this for the Trent Green mixtape, but it seems to fit the topic this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQ3-Xe_suY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uN1Uq5lyv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atkj_KWLl0
DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFDYuO53BUk
The marching band version is the best version of this song, but this is as much of it as is available on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXDR6YX801g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C1WB38Dei4
Bonus compilation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2FB1P_Mn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPj-8_wOZcA
Alexa, play Wrong Way by Sublime…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLifSFBs_Lk
RIKKI: Oh, cool, there’s a Sublime station. Alexa, play that.
ALEXA: Playing “Evenflow” by Pearl Jam.
RIKKI: The fuck? Alexa, skip.
ALEXA: Playing “Sex and Candy” by Marcy Playground
RIKKI: Come on, these bands are not like Sublime. Skip.
ALEXA: Playing “Closer” by Nine Inch Nails…
I was originally going to lead with this song, but it’s already had the honor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTcIzLk880