April Football Sabado Viva!

I despise Satan Incarnate Block Editor, so this will be brief.

But huzzah, Premiership footy is back, even if we don’t get our Everton fix until Monday. Start your day with Chelski and the Brummies (7:30, NBCSN)! OK, only if you have small chilluns or is somewhat insomniac.

Things get a little better with manic Leeds against mentally-checked-out Team Knifey (10:00, NBCSN). This might be like watching a car crash, might be one of those out of nowhere bounce-back performances. Who the fuck knows?

1 v. 3 in the Spotlight Dance, City away to Foxy Footy (12:30, NBCSN). We have seen the Mancs in “crown their asses” mode for some time now. Leicester faces some fire from below, hoping not to blow Shempions League two years running. I have an inkling that this fixture will deliver, entertainment-wise.

Wakey’s 2nd position Red Devils get pseudo-resurgent Trash Birds to close our Lesser Day (just in time for hoopsball – 3:00, NBCSN). This is also gonna be kind of fun, methinks. Brighton always at least puts a shift in, and Ole’s bunch can be pretty up-and-down. But they certainly have the quality to take all three points. Just not without effoUrt, eh?

UPDATE – Woopsy doodle, I read the schedule wrong. It’s Gooners away to the Redshite instead. FUCK OFF, you get what you pay FOAR.