Welp, let’s get this over with. There’s nothing to be said that hasn’t already been uttered over and over again.
To The Game!
Bucs/Pats:
-I guess the singular question for New England is whether cautious and underwhelming rook qb Macaroon Jones can find anyone in the secondary on a consistent basis.
-As you know, Bucs cb’s are fussing with injuries. Davis is uncertain, Murphy-Bunting is on I.R. and Jamal Dean is out for this one. And let me tell you, Richard Sherman isn’t walking through the damn door anytime… Uh, what?
-So yeah, Richard Sherman is walking through that door and apparently starting as well according to a few sites. It’s funny in that I heard Sherm himself say on the radio that he needed at least a week to get into shape and up to speed. Huh.
-Of course if you’re PPR’ing in a league it’s a full go for Jacobi “No TD’s” Meyers. He just might end up with 18 targets if the game script has the Pats falling behind early. Do they have anyone that can go long? No one comes to mind.
-Let’s not all lose sight of the bigger picture here-the Pats could be sitting at 1-3 later tonight.
Guh. I spent more time on this than I wanted to. (it wasn’t very much time anyway) As Belichick would say, “Do Your Job”, in the comments.
Today was hot. Like 90 fucking degree hot. Made a quick bolognese with some Italian sausage and some ground beef. Saute simmer onions, garlic, crushed tomatoes and the key here? Calabrian
Chilies.
Crushed tomatoes and finish with a cup of heavy cream and heavy grinds of parmigiano reggiano?
Fuck you you’re gonna have to pay for that shit.
Too hot to make bread. See you in March.
You know what would make this chick even hotter?
A paper bag over her head.
Well, apparently I missed a game-ending DOINK, but that’s a small price to pay for avoiding the SNF Hype Machine tonight.
I spent the evening sitting on the patio enjoying some dinner and drinks. I regret nothing! As indicated by the fact that I’m still sitting here with post-dinner drink.
If this was a Japanese league that kicker would have to kill himself.
This stupid country.
All right, that’s a wrap. Good night all you wonderful people.
Beunos noches.
You’re telling me this is real but the moon landing was a fabrication?
Annnndddd
It’s a BOINK!!!
Bahahaha
lost like tears in the rain
Nicely done, sir.
Brady definitely fails the Voight-Kampff
“You could hear the doink!”
Well fuck
SHANK’LOR!!!!!!
Shank’lor has spoken!
Oooooooooooooops
DOI’NKLOR!
Shanklor and Doinklor are like masterhand and crazy hand
Al telling it like it is: “We do know: bad call”
And there’s a second non-call for the Pats.
Guess Kraft is the one with the dirt on Goodell after all.
I need a gif of 45 getting hit by the flag
I wouldn’t mind seeing the 45th president of the United States get hit with a flag
Or a bat
Or a nuclear missile
Just a Cat 4 or 5 barreling in to Mar-A-Lago would make me grin.
BLEERGH still fucking that Pats chicken.
And BLEERGH fucking the Pats differently.
OCG says New England is gonna win this with a field goal…
“Gotta run it and run out the clock and kick it from 30”
Ha ha ha ha ha ha go fuck yourself:
https://www.patspulpit.com/2021/9/29/22699720/im-getting-awfully-sick-of-tom-brady-patriots-buccaneers
All right, McCorkle. Time to make McCorkles across the country proud and take this thing down the field for the win.
Or don’t. I don’t really give a shit who wins this game.
What a throw.
That’s how you capitalize on doping.
Oh we were that close to a surprise visit from Shank’lor!
So, if and when Dreamboat leads the Bucs to a last-second win, will Foxboro collapse in on itself like a dying star?
One can dream.
It’ll make them love him more to know he inflicted such disgusting pain on New York so many times.
If they drive to the 2 and NE blocks a last second fg, does Belichik win the personal matchup against Brady ?
Better, TB shanks it.
At this point, I’m giving the career win to Belichick for keeping it this close with a rookie QB.
Big point. Brady has good coaches behind him in Bowles and BA. Bill has Mac Jones not having to waste time teaching the playbook to Cam Newton.
Still, you’re the D expert…
Throw it to Mike Evans you cowards!
My man!
Also, Evans would have caught that.
Ayodown!
And now I get to enjoy the P*ts losing on a last minute FG. Kismet.
So Zymm, I had to run to the store, was looking at the greeting cards for someone, and I saw this gem
This was the inside
Well, there’s your PI call on the signature Tom Brady game-winning drive. Cool.
Brady with the Game winning drive against his old team?
I guess that tracks…🤔
Gotta be weird for Belichick to watch victory slipping away from his own sideline.
Deep pass to a RB instead of your best WR?
EAT SHIT BRADY.
BLEERGH YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND EAT ALL THE SHIT
Just kidding.
All is forgiven.
Oh, now the Foxboro faithful hate the Brady bailout call.
Worst faithful since Gloriavale.
And then the rain came back…
Brady, I am once again asking for your fantasy support.
Throw to Evans just once.
There you go.
Just kidding. OPI
I was this close to an anyeurism with that call.
Straight A’s and and F. Lol
The Pats got Tricks!!!!
That’s Rocking!!!
Was that guy a Bostonian who won some radio contest to be on the side line?