Oy, I hope you didn’t wake up early and console yourself with “hey, at least there will be Lesser Footy to keep me company.” But just think, this time next year, we will all be enjoying The World Cup That Slave LaboUr Built!
Michigan (-1.5) at Paedo State (Noon, ABC)
Will the rough week for Coaches Named Harbaugh continue? I am glad there are other, “should be competitive” fixtures to watch instead. One needs to be able to find a rooting interest.
Oklahoma (-5.5) at Baylor (Noon, Fox)
Oy, another rough one for finding a rooting interest. But JV WKRP could sure use a Steerfuckers North loss, so BayBay wears the unlikely white hat yet again.
Mississippi State (+5.5) at Auburn (Noon, ESPN)
Not exactly high stakes here, but should be interest. Cowbells have placement kicker issues, which cost them dearly last week. Dread Pirate Mike Leach shouldn’t believe in FGs, anyway.
Georgia (-20) at Tennessee (3:30, CBS)
Perhaps rivalry feelings allow the Vols to hang around for a quarter? But also, perhaps not.
Purdue (+21) at Ohio State (3:30, ABC)
For those of y’all thinking Purdue Pete might witness a repeat upset? That Cancer Boy is ded now. Wager accordingly.
South Cakalaky (-1) at Missouri (4:00, SECN)
A showdown for minor bowl eligibility! Chickens are fresh off a pantsing of Florida Men, so perhaps a letdown awaits. No, it’s not a great window.
Ugh. A condo we liked went under contract today. That stings a little. We were going to put an offer in if their fucking agent had answered a simple question, but he couldn’t be bothered to return multiple calls. We don’t need the stress right now, but we need our own place. I miss my stuff!
Minny-SEW-tuh’s offense is so shittastic that it almost qualifies as German Performance Art.
Comment aging? NOT GREAT, Bob!
Purdue working hard to get that backdoor cover!