Saturday Morning Nihilism – The Kyiv Mule

King Hippo - March 26, 2022March 25, 2022

Ya Lebowski, we believe een na-shing!! - so says this late March morning during a stupid international break. So, without stealing any of Sharky's thunder (he's the one who teaches all y'all of classy, legitimate cocktails), I wanted to introduce the Clubhouse to two friends. On the right, my 2nd favoUrite brand of

13 November JV Only Thread the Early

King Hippo - November 13, 2021November 12, 2021

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Oy, I hope you didn't wake up early and console yourself with "hey, at least there will be Lesser Footy to keep me company." But just think, this time next year, we will all be enjoying The World Cup That Slave LaboUr Built! Michigan (-1.5) at Paedo State (Noon, ABC) Will the rough

Another Blankety-Blank International Break JV NFL Only Open Thread

King Hippo - November 17, 2018November 15, 2018

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DFO overlords are glad I didn't say "fuck off, cunts" in the title. But seriously...fuck off, cunts. We need a full day of all varietals of footy! Especially with this rather dire JV NFL slate. But as usual, the world don't care what we need, especially what Hippo need. Northwestern at

JV NFL Thread – Where Has All Teh Good Matches Gone?

King Hippo - October 13, 2018October 12, 2018

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Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck and No. Your platter of turds follows: Florida at Vanderbilt (Noon, ESPN) Some peoples would have you believe that the Gators have turned the corner and are now

JV-Only Week Two Boogaloo

King Hippo - September 8, 2018September 7, 2018

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Sadly, our first shite International Break is upon us, so one can sleep in until noon (unless one has work to catch up on all weekend like I do, over footy but fucking still, UGH). A full Saturday before NFL Week 1 would have been superb, but alas. To the

JV NFL Parties Alone – 7 October Open Thread

King Hippo - October 7, 2017October 5, 2017

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For the record, I am typing this here preview up before my maybe-not-quite-shitty wolves host Louisville Thursday night, and crash like Icarus and send me deeper into depression. Bell Biv, DeVoe (DaVoe??), now ya know. Paedo State at Northwestern (Noon, ABC) It would be nice if the Mildcats did a thing. I