Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck and No. Your platter of turds follows:
Florida at Vanderbilt (Noon, ESPN)
Some peoples would have you believe that the Gators have turned the corner and are now legitimately good. Those peoples will be noticeably quiet after said Gators lose to Vandy. Yes, this is a thing I bet on.
Iowa at Indiana (Noon, ESPN2)
Bet you didn’t expect these sides to be 4-1 and 4-2, respectively. Still, watching this fixture will give your eyes a sad. But pickins is slim.
Oklahoma State at Kansas State (Noon, ESPNU)
The Battle of Who’s MOAR Disappoint and/or Loser Becomes the Side Most Likely to Almost Lose to Kansas.
Georgia at LSU (3:30, CBS)
The first of today’s two real games (both at same time, of course), featuring a good Georgia side on the road against an angry Bayou Bengal side. If’n this was at night, I’d favour LSU outright. Still think they beat a 7.5 point spread at home, but UGA pulls it out late.
Washington at Oregon (3:30, ABC/ESPN2)
Not sure I believe either of these team’s deserves to be ranked as highly as they are, but still quite watchable and interesting a matchup. Should be a night game, fuckos.
West By God Virginia at Iowa State (7:00, FS1)
I put money on Fuckers du Cousins (+7 at +120) to make this interesting. The late slate is fucking garbage.
Wisconsin at Michigan (7:30, ABC)
Two boring as fuck teams that sportscasters love to jism over. Michigan will likely murder Bucky Badger.
Colorado at USC (10:30, FS1)
Not a strong tweaker slate, even. But the Buffs are unbeaten and a 7-point dog going into Watts. Mildly interesting, I’d say. At least there will be Song Girls.