Your “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” Friday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus

theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it’s a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles.When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve been away for a coupla weeks.  Yet I still really don’t know what to talk about this week.

I’m writing this early because there’s another hurricane ‘gon roll up this way.

And I fully expect to lose electricity, internet and phone.  Again.  The last of which might be a blessing, actually.

I hate the telephone.

So Let’s Talk About The Telephone

I have a landline and two cells.  And I shit you not, 90% of the calls I get on all those lines these days are from scamming telemarketing scum.

5% are from legitimate telemarketers.  And trust me, I use the term “legitimate” very, very loosely there.

The other 5% is from my relatives who have screwed up their lives in one way or another….and want money.

I see no distinction.  They’re all a pain in my ass and they all want my money.

My recent favourite pastime is to try to see how quickly I can get the scamming telemarketing scum to cuss me out.  I’m getting very good at it.  I’ve been told I should not be doing this because those assholes are funded by organized crime, but I don’t care.  Fuck ’em.  You keep calling my fucking phone over and over?  Imma damn well fuck with you.  If I’m important enough (I’m not) for organized crime to come looking for me, then bring it.  tWBS has guns and a security system.  If you can get in without me seeing or hearing you, then best of luck.

I know it’s stupid and petty of me to screw around with them.  But meh, it passes the time.

But I am considering having the landline ripped out and changing both of my cell numbers.  smgdh.

Fun With Telemarketing Scum

I’m not going to actually tell most of these stories, because I still plan to eventually write a standalone post on this subject.

But earlier today….

  • Telemarketing Scum (Allegedly from Credit Card Company which wants to lower my interest):  Hello, how are you today?
  • tWBS:  I’m fine, thank you.  How are you?
  • TS:  I’m great, thank you for asking.  And may God bless you and your family.
  • tWBS:  Wait, why would you say that?
  • TS:  What?
  • tWBS:  You have no idea who you’re talking to and you’re in Pakistan (they ARE in Pakistan, btw….I’ve gotten a few of them to admit that to me).  Why would you bring God into this?  What if I’m an atheist?
  • TS:  What?
  • tWBS:  First, I’m not stupid enough to fall for your ploy.  I’m not giving you my credit card information.  Second, if I was an atheist, you just blew it either way.
  • TS:  Fuck you.
  • tWBS:  Soooooo…..I guess you don’t want God to bless me and my family anymore?
  • TS:  Fuck you…..Click

/tWBS laughs

Sports You Can Call On 2Nite

NCAA FB

  • (23) S.Florida @ Tulsa – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
  • Air Force @ San Diego State – 9:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Arizona @ Utah – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN

MLB

  • Dodgers @ Brewers (NLCS Game One) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1

NBA

  • Rockets @ Grizzlies – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
  • Lakers @ Warriors – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Full Schedule

NHL

None.  Nada.  Nothing.

Way to go, Gary.

Call Me Maybe?

Enjoy…

 

 

Speaking Of A Calling

Senor Weaselo has worked his cute little tushy off all year about covering the Battlebots on Science Channel.  It’s a really fun show.

Now get in there and do some democracy and vote!!!!!

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Later taters.

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Evening

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

*tips hat*

BrettFavresColonoscopy

blaxabbath

I’m doing some diet with the wife. We are approaching the week mark and I ended up on a job until about 10p. And not just a normal job, one right over by the fun/pricey mall. Everyone out there enjoying their Friday night and the weather and I’m over here on the OT.

When we wrapped up, I was so fucking ready to hit the nearby in n out but NOOOOOOOO.

yeah right

Do it!

Late night eats are when you can get away with it!

You already earned yo!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Stay strong, bro. After the second week it gets easier.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I got a misdial earlier from San Francisco Chinatown. So if I end up as a sex slave guarded by three flying guys with funky melee weapons, I damn well expect you assholes to rescue me.

Senor Weaselo

Nunchaku, bo, and, what’ll the third guy have?

Senor Weaselo

Ooh, I know, he’ll have tonfa!
/Yes I know the nunchaku and tonfa are both originally Okinawan

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I vote for sais

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Twin backscratcher claw thingies.

blaxabbath

Only if I can buy some $3 sunglasses on the way.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why would you need to be rescued from that?

yeah right

I’m going in.
Got to save a brother.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I never claimed we were smart, but we are stupidly loyal.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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OK, fine; too stoned to post.

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What a pain in the ass.

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TOSS THAT MOTHERFUCKER DOWN THE WELL FOR GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

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Linda Lawson x Dennis Hopper Night Tide

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Well it wouldn’t be hell if I was the star dammit.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The most tormented…….

yeah right

For the record Uncle Al recorded this in 2006 during W’s administration and it has never been more poignant.

I can thrash to that.

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Some people have a different menu.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Ah, fond memories of my ex.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Cheesy.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Isn’t that the same……….. never mind.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

A repeat? Yeah I know. I just love it though. It really speaks to me.

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Please use sunscreen, people.

yeah right

RESPECT THE SUN!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Mike Pence subsequently found Jesus and never had immoral thoughts again.

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Don T

I registered on a dating site and put up four pictures: 3 of myself in various states of handsomeness, and this one for contrast
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Don T

Mmm… Maybe the snake sends a wrong message

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Which snake?

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Don T

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAG

yeah right

You’re a sexy motherfucker Don T.

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Because calling it a Fun Sweatshop too obvious.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

So long free burgers.

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I pray to god that the Bucs show up to play on Sunday. I’m playing my brother this week and he’s starting Ryan, Julio AND Sanu (or SANULIO as he’s coined it). Meanwhile I have Brees and Kamara on bye. We’re both 4-1 and this matchup could very well dictate who wins the playoff bye week. I’m so boned.

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Brocky

Am I doing this right?
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I can’t rightfully judge what turns you on.

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I HAD THAT SAME MARANTZ!!

WCS

The Brewers are Brewersing.

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At least they saved it until after the Rockies.

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people.

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yeah right

Hola Senor!

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

She’s a Raiders fan.

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WCS

That’s a good way to get poison ivy.

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Doesn’t grow at that elevation…. so…..SKIN CANCER!!

Wakezilla

That’s a good way to get ticks

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Valderee, valderaa, valder-aa-aa-aa-aa-ahhhhhh.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn you! Now that’s in my head.

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Wakezilla

Gotta love a woman that squats

yeah right

Every time I go to the gym.

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And this is why Right is banned from seven gyms.

yeah right

Firm but fair.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Crunches, too

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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I’m still calling shenanigans.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Are those Butter Croissants?!?!?

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Wakezilla

Hnnnnnngh

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Cosmo. Her name is fucking Cosmo. The clip is called “delicious biscuit” if you want to google her. In the meanwhile, some stills:

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ttps://www.morazzia.com/cosmo-delicious-biscuit (Use an adblocker)

ballsofsteelandfury

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Bullshit! I don’t even think she’s a real sailor!

King Hippo

3/10, cannot calculate nautical miles to proper accuracy ,, smh

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Brocky

oh yeah that’s right, its october. I should be watching horror movies and shit.

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Just ones with gratuitous, odd nudity.

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or old ones.

Wakezilla

Turn on the news. It’s scarier than anything in Hollywood

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yeah right

Let’s see her tie a sailors knot then we’ll talk.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m sure she’s an expert in seamanship.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Evening gents. Seems like a quiet night tonight.

King Hippo

the sportsball is just goddamned awful.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Apparently so. I only really follow NFL so the amount of time I devote to watching is limited. I’ve thought about getting into basketball a few times but the Wolves… uhh… don’t seem like a wagon worth jumping on.

yeah right

SKOL Mr. Bridgwater

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water
Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

I approve of the number of butts that have been shared lately.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

WHERE’S A GOOD BOY?!?!?

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Do you know Chopsticks?

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What happens next in this movie? Probably a twist of some sort.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

They fix the cable?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Twisted pair!

M. Night La Tabula Raza

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King Hippo

u mean Twistsys pairing??

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