Fuck everything, another shitass International Break is upon us. And is JV NFL breaking out the good vintage bottles to ease our suffering? Fuck and No. Your platter of turds follows:
Florida at Vanderbilt (Noon, ESPN)
Some peoples would have you believe that the Gators have turned the corner and are now legitimately good. Those peoples will be noticeably quiet after said Gators lose to Vandy. Yes, this is a thing I bet on.
Iowa at Indiana (Noon, ESPN2)
Bet you didn’t expect these sides to be 4-1 and 4-2, respectively. Still, watching this fixture will give your eyes a sad. But pickins is slim.
Oklahoma State at Kansas State (Noon, ESPNU)
The Battle of Who’s MOAR Disappoint and/or Loser Becomes the Side Most Likely to Almost Lose to Kansas.
Georgia at LSU (3:30, CBS)
The first of today’s two real games (both at same time, of course), featuring a good Georgia side on the road against an angry Bayou Bengal side. If’n this was at night, I’d favour LSU outright. Still think they beat a 7.5 point spread at home, but UGA pulls it out late.
Washington at Oregon (3:30, ABC/ESPN2)
Not sure I believe either of these team’s deserves to be ranked as highly as they are, but still quite watchable and interesting a matchup. Should be a night game, fuckos.
West By God Virginia at Iowa State (7:00, FS1)
I put money on Fuckers du Cousins (+7 at +120) to make this interesting. The late slate is fucking garbage.
Wisconsin at Michigan (7:30, ABC)
Two boring as fuck teams that sportscasters love to jism over. Michigan will likely murder Bucky Badger.
Colorado at USC (10:30, FS1)
Not a strong tweaker slate, even. But the Buffs are unbeaten and a 7-point dog going into Watts. Mildly interesting, I’d say. At least there will be Song Girls.
Admittedly, I no longer see a path to UGA victory. But they’ll pants UF next week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RT5M44AVM
Bullshit call, yet again.
Oh shit, Our Equine Lord and Saviour is at the Ducks game. He’s in love with the wrong QB!!111
Was his right ass cheek down before ball crossed? Academic now. Hippo has $84 to piss away WOO!!!
OK, LSU. Fuck you.
Time foar me to go watch curling.
This is the moment we knew Twbs is making a run for the border and the legal weed. He will try to blend in by yelling hurry hard at random people in the street, then apologize.
Where’s the nearest Tim Horton’s to the border??????
Bases loaded with nobody out, and they only get a single run.
#BFIB would have found a way to get 0. Was kind of our specialty.
How do you use all 5 bench players by the bottom of the 7th?
/also, the fuck you don’t carry 6 in post-season anyway?
That’s My Dodgers!
OMFG Fromm sucks so hard.
that was NC State basketball-calibre sad
Maybe he’s amphibious.
Milwaukee’s starting pitching staff looks like the starters for a 9th place fantasy team.
what a good take on 3-2
Go on….
– Baltimore Orioles Front Office
TAMU back up 19-16
Go for two you pussies.
LSU defended that well.
Dammit.
I wanted a kick (which would make NO sense), OT is only realistic way I can lose
Yep. LSU gonna have to cough it up at least twice to lose, and you’ll still get the ATS even so.
Los Doyers, futile comeback redux
A Holyfield who still has both ears!!!!! Yes, that’s Evander’s son.
Pound that ball son!!!!!!
so, so, so glad I ain’t got this on ML
Chickens can has 2 Q3 touched downs and 2-pointers, to level at 16. This may become my channel flippy option.
Nope, that’s not a catch.
SONOFABITCH.
oh snap, that is gonna be ROTS of freezer vodka
I’m going thru it faster than during the ’92 Peach Bowl.
Fromm gets pulled “from” under center.
Holy shit. This is getting funny now.
y’all has another QB??
Oh snap, a black feller!!
Hahahaha.
White boy Fromm now trynna not lose he scholly.
I kind of like Ed Orgeron. He’s a goofball, but not in the moe-ron way Les Miles was.
Agreed. But I’m not terribly happy about that today.
I could totes still see 20-19, FWIW
No way. UGa can’t score that many. Not today, not without some turnover help from LSU.
Hey, rmemer in 2012 when the refs totally bailed out notre dame when they were facing pitt so Notre dame could stay undefeated
https://twitter.com/IntoPitt/status/1049857493843812352?s=09
it will take an act of God to keep ND, Clemson, and/or tOSU out of it. Tis the Devil’s playoffs this season. No doubt.
That Delpit can play, y’all
prepping for RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! already?
Maybe it’s the unis, but I just can;t take Huskies/Ducks seriously.
Say buh bye to the playoff, UGa.
they’d still get in if they ran table and beat Bama
and I doubt they were getting in this year w/o beating Bama
We’re gon’ end up bowling against them in Atlanta.
Maybe Charlotte.
order KY by the vat, then
Yep.
If anybody wants to follow along and play the home edition of Sunday Gravy, this is what I’m making tomorrow.
Shepherds Pie!
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9/10. Would buy her a churro.
And here’s the link for the recipe and everything.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2018/03/25/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-to-eat-drink-and-be-irish/
Last time I saw a Shepherd’s Pie recipe, it didn’t have this much whiskey in it.
/falls down stairs
Time to fix yo recipe!
Errands are done. Weekly grocery store trip finished. It’s drankin’ time!
Gimme my pipe!
Whoa, just fell asleep for an hour. Great, woke up to a screaming child.
Is it yours?
Maury Povich can tell ya.
Nah just fell asleep in a mall and I guess there was a child in that seat.
OK ‘Dawgs. You got the ball to start the 2nd. cut this shit to 9, then get a quick turnover and crush their spirit. Then it’s all yours. You got this.
/they don’t got this
Oregon TD might just be bananacakes.
[waits patiently for ‘How To Motorboat’ video]
It will be a while; she’s starting with teaching the basics…..
4th and 2 at midfield, Irish PUNT. That’s how little RESPEK they has FOAR Pitt.
About as much RESPEK as they deserves, too.
“Whoa!”
-Fellas that usually say “Ook”.
The reason I posted my announcement about watching baseball was to mark the time so I could see how long it would be before my wife started bugging me to do stuff. It was less than 40 minutes.
Let me guess…you did plenty during the week while SHE relaxed, right?
/Pepperidge Farm Divorced Guy remembers!
No, she very much deserves the downtime she takes. The true problem is that she can’t sit still for too long at once, and cannot abide me sitting around doing nothing while she is active.
Sooooooo….what I’m hearing is she’s sick of you being a lazy asshole?
No, if that was going to happen she’d have left long ago.
I’m just saying – as long as you do YOUR share of chores, you should be able to relax when you want. That whole “if I am working, then you should be too” is a marriage destroyer.
“You know what to do.”
-Ray Rice
Where’s Les Miles when ya need him?
guess he has to eat his own lawn now, that just sad
I want to see a cage match fight to the death between Miles and Richt.
Les would fight dirty and also feels no pain.
“He’s gone. Wadda you need?”
-More Kilometers
DAMN YOU CLEVER CANADIA FOAR MAKING ME LAUGH WHEN I’M TRYNNA BE PISSED OFF!!!!!
Pitt’s kicker (not watching, but I see the scoreboard updates) should be fired into the sun.
remember I TOLD YOU to bet on those lucky fucks to win
I don’t bet on shit like that.
Yo haters. So from 5a to 7a, we wrapped up the after-hours project I was at til 10p yesterday. I’m under the impression it was a big success, most importantly performing for a new good-size potential customer for a market I’m really pressing us to get into. blaxito seems to be back on a normal routine and it’s been raining all day so I got every excuse to just be sitting here on the porch with a double of JW Black (not my fav, just stock it for my wife’s uncle — but at least I don’t feel bad later) while the Mrs sleeps and, since I’ve no interest in JV ball this year, working on my Halloween number. Now, I don’t mean to brag but….
Countdown to baby crying in 3…2….1….
I’m never sure if this dude is funny or not.
Regardless; he does a “Eating burrito alone in room” VERY well.
Thought that was like a gyro.
Could be, but it has guacamole on it, so….
The point was eating to-go food by one’s self.
Fromm sucks. Like a lot. Like a really really lot.
That is all.
So….17-16 Jawja final? Or MOAR like 19-16?
My new queen has exceeded my expectations!
Ppl in North Carolina are bad at 4 way stop intersections.
I wanted to get my drivers’ handbook out and smack that guy with it for about an hour.
Dave is not in need of further bodywork, however. Barely.
I have given up on bodywork, and just drive a flat-out jalopy
Why couldn’t I be a football player led into the back of one of them 110-pound LSU cheerleader gals like that?
Wash/Org is a football game and what I do every morning in the shower.
oh, tWBS gon’ be in teh freezer vodka
Yeah, this ain’t gon’ end well. They’re not built for a comeback.
Marshall beating Old Dominion by 14. ODU is 1-5. That VPI upset (+35.5) might well be the only win they gets all season.
just DON’T YOU CHEER FOR U*NC TONITE, YOU HEAR ME??
shit, it’s only 1:44pm. I shouldn’t start drinking till 3pm.
It’s quarter to five here. Use that as your excuse.
Nice thing about pills, perfectly socially acceptable to start anytime. And I just stay in mah room all day long.
Its 3 o clock somewhere
Dunno where they got Fromm from, but hope they kept receipt.
Wifey and the kids are watching Hocus Pocus in the living room, and all can think about is this:
First time I ever watched porn I was high as hell. The buddy I was with played this tune to fuck with me. Well done, fucko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGpE2oXf0aE
Huskies vs Ducks is not bad
except it ALWAYS goes to break at same time as teh best game from teh best conference
Time to watch some baseball.
either NL representative would be fine with Hippo. Tell them I said that, please!
Is your son/daughter playing in the game? Why would you do that?
This sealed the deal with the mother of my children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw8wJQi05Ws
pics or it didn’t happen smh
Yer gonna have to hunt down the six dudes that were wearing the GoPro’s.
That your way of saying I should roll any and all LSU winnings onto JV Donks tonite? Moneyline??
thanks, mah dude!!
She’s a damn math whiz. She got the hella brains.
silly, girls don’t do MATHS!!
you better found one that can