Sexy Friday New Year’s Eve 2021 Edition

It is the last day of 2021! We made it!

As this post publishes, the New Year is beginning in The Azores, so Feliz Ano Novo!

That can also be translated in Spanish as Happy New Anus so I feel that’s perfectly appropriate.

Our European pals are already in the new year so they can let us know how it’s going. Anything cool happen yet? I’m thinking yes but people complain that I’m too optimistic.

I wish you all the very best this year!

As far as the music, we are back to the puzzles! No one got it last week, so I’m replaying it for the last time. Let’s see if you can figure it out.

Today’s pictures are once again courtesy of you perverts. Thank you very much for your contributions!

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Balls’ New Year Resolutions!

Instead of a stand-alone post, I figured I would include my goals for this New Year here in this space. As in previous years, I encourage everyone else to join in the fun and write down their goals in the comments if you didn’t already in Sharky’s post. They say that writing down your goals helps you A LOT in achieving them, so let’s get to it!

Goal Número Uno – Fitness

Last year, I achieved my goal of getting below 20% body fat and keeping it there. My goal this year is to get jacked like Stewart in Letterkenny

I figure the goal will be getting below 15% body fat and increasing the size of my biceps, thighs, and other muscles.

Goal Número Dos – Literature

Last year, I started reading the Fractured Europe series of books by Dave Hutchinson. I finished the first two (Europe in Autumn and Europe At Midnight) and I have in my possession the third book, Europe in Winter. I want to finish that one and then finish the series with Europe At Dawn.

I also have a book written by former KROQ deejay Richard Blade. Last year, I read his autobiography, The World In My Eyes, which was VERY good. He also writes fiction and I bought his novel, Birthright. Depending on how I like it, I may buy/read more of his books.

So, the goal is to read 5 new books in 2022.

Goal Número Tres – Writing

I really enjoyed writing the Goddess series and other posts with TWBS. He was a great writing partner and provided a lot of inspiration for writing fiction. As you can tell, my posts don’t really go much into creating characters and stories. I did a little of that with the TWBS Dante series that Senor Weaselo so graciously took over after the Inferno portion, but I would like to delve into that world more.

I think it will push me to be a better writer and that’s the purpose of resolutions, isn’t it? To push yourself into areas where you feel uncomfortable and improve yourself?

So, the goal is to write a multi-post series along those lines. I’m not sure yet how it will work, but it will be interesting.

Goal Número Cuatro – Leisure

I have not had a real vacation in a very long time. COVID hasn’t helped, either. I don’t know what the future holds or what the COVID situation will be by this time next year, so I’m not going to say I’m going to travel internationally or something like that, which I’ve done in the past. Instead, I think I will go for the full week off work with the phone being off.

Trust me, that’s going to be EXTREMELY difficult to pull off.

However, I need to. I don’t have long, hopefully, until retirement but I also do not want to burn myself out. To paraphrase Depeche Mode, you’ve got to Get The Balance Right.

Goal Número Cinco – Giving Back

I know that I am extremely lucky to have the life and lifestyle that I have. Not many people do and most of the time, it’s not their fault. As I get older, I realize more and more how life is not in your control and how, if one or two things were to happen differently, your life would change drastically.

So, this year, I want to devote a lot of time and energy to helping others. I’m not quite sure how that’s going to play out. I may mentor some staff at work and help them to improve themselves and their skills. I may volunteer my time doing beach cleanups or some things like that. I may run 10K or 5K runs for charity. I’m not sure exactly what I’ll do, but I do know I want and NEED to do something.

So, the goal is to do one act of giving back each month. More if I am able to.

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your 12 pictures of the week.

h/t Mr. Ayo (Balls’ Pic O’ Da week!)
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h/t 2Pack
h/t Spur
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I present to you what I think is the toughest puzzle yet. The first clue was Video. The second clue was Release. The third and final clue is: Title. I’m hoping you’re able to get it from there. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

The Cure – Killing an Arab

Canción Número Dos:

David Bowie – Let’s Dance

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Talking Heads – Girlfriend is Better

Canzone numero quattro:

Depeche Mode – Strangelove

Canção número cinco

Prince – Sign O’ The Times

Seigarren zenbakia:

Gorillaz – Demon Days

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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2Pack

Happy New Year dudes and fallen angels. Gotta start fixen the big lunch meal, slow cook rolled roast takes 3 hours.

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Beerguyrob

Somehow I’m still up. Happy New Year to all my fellow reprobates.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy New Year, Californians!

TheRevanchist

Happy New Year!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are the west coasters celebrating?

Dunstan

You’re goddamn right we are.

Dunstan

Happy 2022 to my west coast degenerates!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So are we still training ourselves to write 2022 on checks, or is nobody else writing checks anymore?

Sharkbait

I was gonna make a snarky joke here, but I legit can’t remember the last time I wrote a check.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok eating the last thing from the yums box, the roast beef and spitfire ale potato chips.

They actually taste like roast beef.

Not in a willy wonka way.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Still don’t even see a broadcast of the Denver midnight fireworks. This is bullshit.

Sharkbait

Happy Mountain Time New Year BFC!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thanks, Sharky

Dunstan

I’m going to end 2021 the same way I’ve ended every year for the last 40 years — listening to 80s music.

Dunstan

That was last night, but not out of the question for tonight.

Great song, great video. Have no idea if the play is any good — I suspect not given how short its run was.

Dunstan

YouTube Music knows me too well. It has suggested that song for tonight, and who am I to argue?

Sharkbait

Speaking of New York, I’ve done NYE in the city once. It technically was even in Times Square. A buddy* of mine’s sister in law did event planning for Dave & Busters, and were hosting a giant open bar party for the occasion. She managed to get us through the police blockade and in the employee door for the party. Looking down on the insanity on the street is the only way to do a Times Square NYE. Fuck actually being on the street for that nonsense

*That buddy is Boris.

Gumbygirl

I’m not going to make it to Best Coast New Year, so ring out the old, ring in the new my dudes and dudettes! You are the best, and all of you are my favorites! Here’s to much better days in 2022!

Dunstan

You were my favorite this year. Don’t tell the others.

Sharkbait

So at least ABC has covered NYE from

New York
New Orleans
LA.

What did the Mountain time zone do to piss off ABC?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It exists.

No one gives a shit about my time zone.

Sharkbait

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

CNN needs to move on from this Lemon Party

Sharkbait

Did Don move the….awkward cookie jar from last year?
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Brocky

As someone who’s spent their entire life living less than hour from Chicago…

Blues Brothers is overrated as fuck

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How dare you?

yeah right

Good night and happy new year people.

You wonderful, wonderful people.

Dunstan

And Dunstan and Zoidberg, too!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It is still 2021 where you are, sir

Gumbygirl

You too!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are we celebrating DFO time NYE? Or fuck it?

Mr. Ayo

I’m celebrating all of them. 24 shots!

Sharkbait

I’ll celebrate as long as I can pour another drink

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just remembered the Scottish caramels I bought at the Christmas market, so I’m good to power through to mountain time.

Sharkbait

Atta boy.

Dunstan

Should auld dick jokers be forgot?
And never brought to mind?
Should auld dick jokers be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.

Senor Weaselo

Well, it’s 2022 now, which means time for this!
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yeah right

Jake, you’re destined for politics!

Sharkbait

Fuck. I made it 26 minutes into the year before hearing country music.

yeah right

You lost the “Runt of the Litter” challenge on day one!

Sharkbait

Worst part is it was the fucking applebees song. I thought they wrote that for an ad campaign. Apparently not.

BugEyedBoo

You just weren’t trying hard enough. CBS had a whole Country Music New Year’s Eve, just in case Dick Clark played too much of that Hippety-Hop music for your tastes.

Sharkbait

As is mine.

Redshirt

J.J. Delhomme/Sharkbait 2024

yeah right

I guess I can stumble around and drink things for the next 3 hours for the very distinction of New Year’s Eve.

Or just call it Friday.

Happy 9:25 locals

Dunstan

That just means I have time for a cigar and several drinks before the year ends.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh man, if I had a cigar and it was 30 degrees warmer…

Dunstan

I’m putting on a sweater and making the best of it. Even in LA it ain’t comfy outdoor weather, but you do what you gotta do.

Brick Meathook

There’s an enormous artillery barrage going on in Playa del Rey right now. By the sound of it we must be hitting Culver City pretty good.

It can’t be New Years fireworks because it’s only nine o’clock.

yeah right

This isn’t the first time Playa was invaded by El Segundo but it really chapped their ass this time!

BugEyedBoo

Happy New Year!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, resuming Iron Man 2.

This isn’t my first Grand Prix, you know.

Benoit.

/Balls

Redshirt

Happy New Year!!!

As I am an hour ahead of DFO Time, here’s a preview of things to come:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Happy New Year to almost all of you

Mr. Ayo

*shakes fist*

Senor Weaselo

Happy New Year, lizard people. May this year suck less, and may we all meet next year in Wichita, next year in the holy land.

Brocky

My first new year resolution: get some doggy breath mints.

The shih tzu is scared of the fireworks, so he just crawled in my lap for comfort, then he yawned on me and I bought near fucking gagged

Sharkbait

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Brocky

A buddy of mine who was in the marine posts this gif every year.

I always quip that he has too many functioning limbs to relate

Game Time Decision

Happy New Year DFO