Rest in peace, NBCSN.  Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning.

Don’t worry, Rebecc-ur and the Robbies will still run things.  And they won the bid for the next 7 or so years, so things should be stable for a bit now.  NBC still shows the Spotlight Dance, and Peacock still streams shit.

Assuming #TransformerNuAIDS allows it, here will be your World Hangover Day fixtures.

Seriously, the best match kicks off at 7:30 (USA)?  No worries, Gooners and City-zens.  I was gonna be awake anyhow.  Handsome Mikel has to sit this one out with his cooties, so wager accordingly.

Moose Hornets/Spurs is the 10:00 broadcast option (USA, still weird to type).  I can’t figure Spurs out, but Watford is certainly a bit shit.  You could also stream Leicester/Norwich (Peacock), but why?

Spotlight Dance is Palace/Hammers (12:30, NBC), which is more interesting than might be readily apparent.  Two unpredictable sides, each attacking much more than in the past.  Probably worth your time, especially given how lousy the JV exhibitions have been.  Speaking of…

Paedo State (+2.5) v. Arkansas @ MRSA Pirate Ship (12:00, ESPN2)

TRUE HIPPO STORY – my mom has always liked Outback.  And their ribs are pretty good, I just find their steak overrated and the atmosphere rather cringey.  But hey, who eats in restaurants any MOAR?  Also, nobody cares about this exceedingly mediocre game.

Oklahoma State (+1) v. Notre Dame @ Fake Desert University Stadium (1:00, ESPN)

NOW we is talking.  Everyone talking up the fucking Irish again, like nobody ever learns how they fold in meaningful post-season action.  To the extent this counts as meaningful, anyway.  BDSM’s mindset is everything – if they checked out from the BayBay loss, they’ll lose.  If they’s pissed off, they will pants ND (quicker and harder than Father Flanagan ever did).

Kenfucky (-3) v. Iowa @ Scurvy Bowl (1:00, ABC)

I don’t believe this is the Hitler Mice’s stadium, but I am certainly too lazy to look it up.  I hate everything about Disney, but Vitamin C is indeed well-important (as any 16th-century sailor will tell ya).  Look for maybe 500 yards of offense here.  Combined.