Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year's Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe and Sudamerica are back, by God. So let us enjoy some proper Lesser Footy.
Perhaps you wish to sleep in. The Premiership has you covered, starting with
Yes, that obnoxious bleating Geordie will be creaming his knickers all over Real and Barca this afternoon (2:45 EST, BeIn). Yet another el Clasico, coming off the heels of a dull as dishwater Copa tie mid-week. Same location, even.
But my blood is up, yet again, for the Merseyside Derby (Sunday,
Good morning commentists wherever you are in the frozen northern hemisphere!
This Premier League season has been a roller coaster of emotions for me as my beloved London Jaguras have been absolutely terrible this campaign. They've allowed 53 goals in 24 games. I am not a mathlete but that is not
HAIL GAMBLOR! European footy is mostly all back this weekend.
Arsenal ride into West Ham to start festivities (7:30, NBCSN). The Gooners are feeling the hot breath of Man U(re) for 5th position, while the Hammers have worked their way up to the top half (10th). Could be fairly interesting.
Hi there commentists I hope you're not too hungover today. Sadly, I will miss this week's action as I'll be driving 9 hours to a lakeside cabin in the mountains. That being said it's so smoky from the forest wildfires that we won't be able to see much. Also, I'm
Yes, Sulky-assed Mourinho's United and what tattered remains of Lester played a wet fart of a Friday nighter, but the sooner we forget that happened, the better. On to a full slate of magic!
Spurs are at the Barcodes to start us off (7:30, NBCSN). Now, the toothless ones flirted with
Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage.
It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga
It seems every other time I've written these, I purposely exclude the EPL or talking about EPL teams. Some people have said that I am biased against the EPL. Those people are correct. Let's take a look at the matchups, one by one, and see why I'm so biased. All
Oh yeah, Man City can also clinch their foregone conclusion Premiership title with a home Manchester Derby win (which would be pretty fookin' sweet for them, if not coming off a humiliating hiding in the Champions League quarters). That will be on big NBC at 12:30, and everyone will watch.
Well it is my turn in the King Hippo-less rotation so shall we see what is going on in the EPL this morning?
Oh lord please let it be an international break.
Everyone has always qualified for Russiya 2018 so it can’t be that.
Oh no, it is FA
Greetings early risers!
Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check.
JV Footy? Nope.
Lesser footy? Check.
We gather here today for lesser footy only as JV footy has ended until bowl season and that schedule is spread out for a month or so. Normally King Hippo is your Saturday morning correspondent
It's with a heavy and angry heart that I write this. As I noted on NSNO.co.uk, the creatures that live under rocks have won. It is not enough for them to have Brexit and Trump, no. They had to come for my Everton, too. I can not, and will not