Bedlam! Lesser Footy Thread

Yes, it's coming early this year, but Bedlam! nonetheless. First, the rolly-ball varietal.  Stoke City and Leicester start us off (8:30, NBCSN), with the time zones still all fucked up and shite.  Stoke are really awful, Foxes slightly less so.  Alarm not set.  Newcastle and Bournemouth somehow pass for NBCSN's "feature"

Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread

With Thursday's pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point representing the worst English result at this stage ever - and that's even counting Hull the season they made it whilst playing in the Championship).  Combined with

Glorious, Bountiful Lesser Footy Weekend Thread

Welcome back to the full monty of Lesser Footy, no more international break silliness.  HAHAHAHAHAHA, losing at home to Trinidad and Tobago, USMNT.  Have a fucking word. It's the battle of annoying, evil arsehole red-clad sides to start things off, with semi-struggling Liverpool hosting 2nd on goal differential United (7:30, NBCSN). 

Lesser Saturday FOAR Lesser Footy

I hope you enjoyed last week's hefty smorgasbord, but the pickings are way the fuck thinner this weekend, at least the Saturday portion.  Onwards we go, nonetheless! Palace and Soton open things up (7:30, NBCSN), with the former sporting a new manager after collecting ZERO points from the first four fixtures.  Saints have