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Ides of October, 2022 Early Thread

Wakey, wakey, chucklefucks. I am reasonably burned out on Lesser Footy, but I did want to pat myself on the back (and fuck up…

Nothing matters, we all just stand on the precipice of the endless void. But first, the fixtures: There is no early Saturday game. Because…

I don’t know how to soften the blow, so I will just rip the bandages off. With great sadness and mental anguish, Hippo is…

Well, the stupid Queen is still fucking ded. I still don’t care, apart from this weekend’s schedule being at least less fucked up (though…

The Qatar Slave LaboUr Cup has messed with footy’s schedule, and we got Shempions action in the first week of September (and before any…

Even beyond the deliciousness of Men Untied and the Redshite entering their Up Own Rectums Derby having secured a total of 2 points from a…

Man, I have been enjoying the fuck out of this new Gorillaz jam on SiriusXMU (and not just because of the hilarious title): Back…

Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…