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Half-Schedule Weekend – Lesser Footy Open Thread
This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…
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Welcome BACK To Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…
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Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
There is only one Prem fixture this morning, Arsenal/Villa (8:30, USA). The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are playfully spraying their way into next season’s…
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Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
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Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
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Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…
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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…
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Lesser USA (Starting) Today
Rest in peace, NBCSN. Woe be to USA’s loyal Law and Order re-run devotees, the Premier League is coming to rule Saturday morning. Don’t…
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Holiday Weekend Becomes Regular Weekend Lesser Footy and JV Stuff
Anyone else come to the title’s realization, and get pre-depressed? Just me, then. And Everton hasn’t even lost (again) yet. We start early with…