Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread

Is the world still seven kinds of fucked?  YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT.  Good think there’s Lesser Footy.  Everton overcame the runaway freight train that is Boreham Wood, so the Toffees are in the FA Cup Flacco Eight, and one win away from Wembley.  Strange days.

But for the Prem, we kick off bright and early with Jesse Marsch’s Leeds (yes that will feel strange for a few weeks, minimum) taking on always unpredictable Leicester (7:30, USA).  Hey, at least it’s something to do/watch.  New manager bump and all that (though I am skeptical).

Five matches in the 10:00 window, but ALL on Peacock only.  Fuck’s sake.  Norwich/Bees for those who like to watch car crashes.  Wolves/Palace likely your best bet for actual footbal.

Spotlight Dance sucks ass, unless Fronk’s Hammers suddenly find some form.  Otherwise, you’ll just have 90 minutes of grown men sucking off Jurgen Klopp (12:30, NBC).  A nap should be mighty tempting..

Sunday Funday doubleheader looks tasty, with Moose Hornets/King’s Afrikan Water Pistols (9:00, USA) leading us into the almost-always-bananapuddings Manchester Derby (11:30, USA).  Coverage of the latter will be unbearable if the Redshite win the day before.  YES, I am still all about the Cityzens winning the title, regardless of last week’s rogering-by-VAR at Goodison.

Speaking of, me Toffees are away to Spurs for Monday Night Footy (3:00, USA).  Will Dele Alli have his vengeance?  We sure as fuck need the point(s).  Who knows what version of Tottenham shows up.

Enjoy the matches, and/or whatever else is part of your Sabado Gigante.