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Welcome Back, Beloved Prem
Sorry Coach Reid – I know you read that as Beloved Parm. Today will be interesting, as I leave my recluse lair around halftime…
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Time To Get Away – 6 November 2021 Lesser Goodness
Look, I have given up on human society. It just gets worse by the day. Retreat into the only consistently (well, mostly consistent) good…
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Set It On Fire! Saturday
As you go about your daily activities, don’t you get the feeling that your city, state/province, and/or neighboUrhood could use a pretty little fire? …
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Welcome Back Full Footy Days
Ain’t it grand? International bullshit is over (but NOT MANDATORY London NFL WOO!!!!), and there is no reason to leave your couch/recliner except to…
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Ringing in October 2021 (In Lesser FashioUn)
Good morning, everyone. Are y’all enjoying the (very occasional) chill in the air? Ah sure is. Sadly, we have another dumb international break on…
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So Much Lesser, So Little Time
Is everybody enjoying the slow transition to Fall weather? I know I sure am. Heat and being a fat fuck don’t go together too…
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Your Weekend o’ Plenty – Early Lesser Footy and JV NFL Fun Times
Are you ready to watch a shit ton of FITBAW? Think of it as kegel exercises, warming up for RedZone Week 2. You may…
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A Very Special Footballing 9/11 Thread
Guten morgen, y’all. I hope Santa brought everyone what they wanted this year. 20 years is apparently the fuckloads of leftover Murrikan high-tech weaponry…
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Saturday Smorgasboard Lesser Footy (and one JV Offering!) Open Thread
Supporters across the Premiership anxiously wait, as deadline day (1 Sept) approaches. For some, it’s wondering if Santa will arrive and/or how much cool…
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Moose Hornet Spotlight DANCE! (Sabado Open Thread)
Perhaps the most delightful aspect of the 2021-22 season (so far, anyway) is the return of a favoUrite meme. And our beloved Moose Hornets…