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Pre-Season Bukkake Saturday Night Open Thread
That’s right, NFL Network’s Glorious Quadrupleheader continues, with the 2nd half of Donks/Vikes RITE NOW! DUUUUUUUVVVVVAAAAALLLLLL and #ThePauls follow at 7p, with the Battle FOAR…
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Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 2
First thing you should do is join the footy tipping league so you don’t miss anymore games. https://fantasy.espn.com/games/english-premier-league-pickem-2021/group?id=5015c670-ada1-4413-93aa-9b4a4abb1e20&joining=true It begins! Holy shit we did…
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Premier League uneducated and snarky preview Part 1
/Canada won the women’s Olympic futbol, a nation rejoiced. Seriously, FUCK YEAH. Good morning all! It is that time of year again where Euro…
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Welcome to Everton, Arsenal
It ain’t get no better. In case you missed it, the Gooners laid a wet fart on Thursday night – one shot on target AT…
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Down the Lesser Stretch We Come (also Day Three NFL Draft Fun)
I have nothing to say about the horsey race, except that it amuses me greatly for its “spectacle” to take place on May Day. Seize…
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Lesser Weekend, Lesser Insight
Rule Britannia starts to play and the camera shifts over to focus on David Jones David Jones: Hello everyone! Welcome to a special edition…
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Lesser March Madness
As y’all may have gathered, the conference hoopsball torneos (in retrospect, maybe not a great idea given how vital that sweet NCAAT broadcast money…
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European Battles Rage On
Yes, that’s beloved Everton sitting pretty in 5th position. Of the realistically plausible 2020-21 season outcomes – 5th (with the Shite 8th or lower)…
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Still Reveling In Post-Derby Bliss
Jurgen Klopp is a whingy baby-man, and his tears bring joy to the masses. I may never live to see another day that blissful,…
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Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility
Look, I know I will watch. But even with the Shite in direst of form…there’s no fucking hope. Just hate. So very much hate. …