Having spent last night counting on the Saints to expose Amari Cooper as a fraud and deflate the Cowboys’ newfound confidence, I’m feeling less than overjoyed this morning.  I mean, sure, Cooper lost a fumble and dropped a pass, but both of those events were entirely without consequence as the fumble led to zero points (I think; I don’t really remember) and the officials missed the drop.  So Cowboys fans are out there still thinking they got the better of the trade.  My best hope now is that Cooper will do something to lose the Cowboys a playoff game, which is not an unreasonable thing to envision.

Your regular host blaxabbath is feeling under the weather today, so he’s thrown things over to yours truly for a good proper Rikk-ing.  I’ve done my best to stir some controversy by self-awarding and was planning to stir even more controversy by stiffing LemonJello of what has become his weekly due, but the Commentist Party’s complete and total disinterest of all things related to Chase Daniel disrupted my plan the way that those stupid BIRD scooters have disrupted the simple act of walking down the fucking sidewalk.

So without further ado, here’s your winners for Week 12.