Good morning! God’s in His heaven, MRSA Dreamboat is 3-5. Let’s do some Sabado-ing.
Leicester and City of Men kick our day off (7:30, USA), and it is worth a viewing. You can nap later. Hulk SMASH! the recent “Foxy Footy competence boomlet” – at least, humanity hopes. USA has the newly-minted “Scorned Lover” Derby (Chelsea away to Trashbirds) at 10:00, with a heaping helping of stream options. Cherries/Spurs could be mildly interesting to the neutral, more so to Clubhouse partisans (Peacock).
HIDE YO’ WIFE HIDE YO’ KIDS, because Litre and Hippo can has a Spotlight Derby (12:30, NBC). This iteration is at the Cottage, where I am told – repetedly, by my fellow Bitter Blues – that Everton NEVAR win. I picked “nil-2, Mitrovic” in Prediction League. I love being wrong, Toffees.
Don’t watch the Redshite hosting free-falling Leeds (2:45, USA), which is scheduled here because of a Jurgen Klopp bitch fit (or at least I presume). That leaves a Sunday USA double of King’s Afrikan Water Pistols hosting Robins Hood (10:00), followed by Rum Ham and Men Untied (12:15). Not great, but who cares when you have MANDATORY Jaguras v. Donks WOO!!!?
THEEEE Ohio State (-15.5) at Paedo State (Noon, Fox)
Ugh, I hate when the Tree Nutz wear the white hat. But hey, good on y’all for not aiding and abetting pre-teen shower rape. A low bar, sure. But at least you comfortably clear it.
Notre Dame (+2.5) at SillyCuse (Noon, ABC)
What fresh hell is this? The Irish playing an actual, honest-to-God ROAD FIXTURE? They’s not even a favoUrite! SPOILER ALERT – Son de Clem beats SillyCuse for the 2nd straight week, because we can’t have nice things.
TCU (-7.5) at West By God Virginia (Noon, ESPN)
Oh HAI THERE, trappiest of trap games. Bloodeyes GODS will sadly go unsated today.
Florida (+22.5) v. Georgia (3:30, CBS)
World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party! Gators will need all the booze just to numb the pain, though I could see them maybe keeping this close into Q3.
BDSM State (+1.5) at Kansas State (3:30, Fox)
Two Laws of Nature clash today. This is a difficult road trip for the Discipline Daddies, coming off last week’s emotional shootout win over Steerfuckers South. But you know the ironclad rule against backing the Unded Bill Snyders as a favoUrite. Especially in a home showcase matchup like this, where a win puts them on a glide path to the Big Twaaaaalve Championship game. Oy. Good thing we ain’t GOT to bet this’un.
Cincinnati (+1.5) at Central Florida (3:30, ESPN)
Only the Hitler Mice realistically stand between JV WKRP and the New Year’s Six slot reserved for the plebian conferences. Decent flipping option once the Cocktail Party gets out of hand. Then again, one might also nap.
Huh, I didn’t know Bearcats could lay an egg.
Police Squad! (Ukraine Naval Edition):
When does it blow up the fireworks factory?!
Check it out, WCS, the Yinziest Halloween costume ever!
Top ten, maybe. Yinziest is an even fatter and slobbier Mark Madden look-a-like with an IC Light and screaming about how Tomlin can’t coach because he’s a —-
I remember watching a Steelers game when Bradshaw was just stinking up the place, and you could clearly hear on television someone in the crowd yelling for Noll to yank him. The backup was Joe Gilliam. They were screaming “put the n****r in!” It was quite disgraceful and embarrassing, but not at all surprising.
Everton gets a point and Liverpool gets held at home, teh Hippo deserves that 2nd pill chuh chuh.
I stand corrected. Liverpool loses.
The Sens who are [whispers out of the side of his mouth] totally ahead of the Detroit Dread Twinks in the standings*, btw are playing the Panthers of Florida.
*they’re tied in points but 7 games in, Ottawa holds the tiebreaker
You absolutely love to see it.
https://twitter.com/BCFootball/status/1586435180624891905
Is Mora the Lesser… competent?
He’s won 4 games with a program that managed one win, (against Yale!), last year, and the team he has is all sorts of banged up. He may be a goddamn wizard.
I wouldn’t be shocked whatsoever if Mora the Lesser is the magician in question here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWfqiCpscOE
One of my favorite Oswalt stories.
Woo, Huskers-du!
WVU sprotsdumb. The precursor to Ow My Balls.
Bad Touch State is being taken to the woodshed.
Now Hippo, you and I have become good friends but here is the receipt.
It was a long time ago, but I remember when Russell Wilson was likeable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2sex1mJNI