Your Totally English Early Morning NFL Football Open Thread

Welcome friends to this completely mandatory tilt! I hope I didn’t offend any west coasters by referencing the time of day. Welp, we’ve got yet another game featuring Hippo’s beloved Donkos and their airplane aisle-exercising leader. Let’s dig in, shall we?

To The Game!

Broncos/Jags:

-Both teams are dragging their sorry asses through a 4 game losing streak.

-The actual City of London is only 1.3 square miles and has only 7,500 folks living there. Greater London has 8.7 million wankers-all of them-residing within its boundaries.

-Nathaniel Hackett is in over his head and sounds like a character that cobbles shoes in a Dickens novel.

-The city, such as it was, was founded by the Romans in 50 AD and has been known as Ludenwic, Ludenberg and Londonium, which is also the substance that flows through Prince Harry’s bloodstream in my new graphic novel about royal superheroes.

-Wilson is listed as questionable and is regarded as more than a little bit cringey.

-The Great Fire of 1666 wasn’t that great regarding body counts. There were only six verified deaths but I’m guessing then, as now, that the poor didn’t (and can’t) count.

-Trevor Lawrence has a victory overseas-he won last year at Tatertot Hotspur Stadium over the Fins.

-If you wanted to “Eat The Rich!” as the old saying goes, a good place to start your adventure is London, given that approximately 80 billionaires live there.

-Etienne should get all kinds of touches today now that James Robinson has been shipped off to the Jetskis.

-Some of the more ‘colourful’ street names that once existed have been replaced. Places like Pissing Alley, Shiteburn Lane and Gropecunt Lane have been re-named and no one seems to know why.

Have a coffee and enjoy.