Well, we’ve been blessed with the 8/2 split of games this fair Sunday. Wonderful. You know, it wouldn’t be hard, at all to even out these games a bit. The intrepid viewer would have more choices and everybody would win. Easy, but no. I do love whining about this though, so there’s that.
To The Games!
Seahawks/Cards:
Geno might have himself a day here vs a very generous Arizonny pass D. They rank 23rd in air defense and give up an average of 26 points per game which is 30th in the league. The Cards saving grace is that they have converted four turnovers into scores. Also, attention/injury whore J.J. Watt is playing well.
Rams/Bucs:
Two sputtering offenses featuring disappointing qb’s do battle here. Will Tommy chew out his less-than-stellar o-line yet again? (you have to know he’s done it behind the scenes as well, right?) Will Fatthew have ‘get well’ hotdogs delivered to the injury tent? Will he get mustard on his uniform??? These are the questions that need answers. I’ve got another one also. Who do you think Brady will end up dating after the season is over? This is a dude that is very calculating regarding his public image so I’m sure it’ll be some sort of high profile celebrity. Someone in their early ’30’s perhaps? Or will he not be able to help himself and go the supermodel route again? Maybe Abigail Ratchford? (I googled ‘supermodels in their 30’s’)
I’ll take your guesses in the comments.
A political ad told me that according to Breitbart, drug dealer’s profits are up 2,600%! When did they start filing with the government? And really, it’s about time!
So thats probably the fastest Stafford’s moved all day
They’re surprisingly quick on land.
Say what you want about my overt racism but the Kenyans have the best training methods.
Someone said the magic words-Abracad-full buffet in the players lounge.
Everything is turning up HOX tonite!
This season has been one nice juicy shitburger from Seattle to the league after another.
Preventarious the Meek really shined today.