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A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread
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I know nothing about lesser footy but assume Argentina and Germany going down means the law of there-are-only-so-many-upsets-in-one-tournament means the plucky USMNT will lose 15-0 (or nil!) to England, right?
Axis on Axis crime!
Woo hoo! Way to go Fightin’ Tagayashiizes! (that’s Japanese for “farming monsters”)
Good reminder to kids out there – this is why you don’t commit Seppuku at the half.
You’d think the German fans would be happier about a shitshow like this.
Die Manschafft es kaput.
(is that German? Fuck if I know)
I think I’m getting the gist of what you’re saying though.
Means that Horatio needs some of the magic bean Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie are selling, right? Or that only for when the Mannschaft ist verlimpt?
Well, Bill Parcells is not gonna like this!
“Always gotta be stealing something-now it’s points from another country!”
Japanoids!
X2
/wow
When you think about it, chicken wings are a kind of emotional support animal.
Scheisse!
Kubo and the Hamstrings.
Schiesse 1, Tentacles nil
Sehr gut!
I really, really want Englen to kick the US’ teeth in. Sick to fuck of Fox hyping it every other breath.
Hirohito’s ballsack! Offside.
Pretty clear offside but it was a nice pass/goal.
This stadium be all liek Megatron’s HALAL Butthole!
You’ve got my interest.
Today’s Doha thoughts: God bless Mexican women for giving zero fucks about dressing modestly.
I’m so proud.
Can the Ragin’ Rickshaws pull off the upset?
Breakfast? Check.
Coffee? Double check.
Gummy? Yes, please.
Thanksgiving Eve Lesser Footy? That’s afirm.
Everyone knowing to leave me the fuck alone all day unless someone or something of value is literally on fire? Check.
Let’s do this.
This group is wide open
Don’t gape shame, bro!!
Tis quite early but I’m here and eyebulbs are engaged.
Early brd catches the bindle!
Don’t nod off – we have a tasty Axis Powerz Derby NEXT!!
Last edited 3 years ago by King Hippo
I gots Maroc! Cro Cro will not make it past the group stage.
I guess a whole lot of commentators would Na-zi THAT coming!
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