A$$-Crack of Dawn Lesser Footy/Slave LaboUr Thread

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King Hippo
Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Downfield Matriculator

I know nothing about lesser footy but assume Argentina and Germany going down means the law of there-are-only-so-many-upsets-in-one-tournament means the plucky USMNT will lose 15-0 (or nil!) to England, right?

Senor Weaselo

Axis on Axis crime!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Woo hoo! Way to go Fightin’ Tagayashiizes! (that’s Japanese for “farming monsters”)

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Horatio Cornblower

You’d think the German fans would be happier about a shitshow like this.

Horatio Cornblower

Die Manschafft es kaput.

(is that German? Fuck if I know)

scotchnaut

I think I’m getting the gist of what you’re saying though.

Downfield Matriculator

Means that Horatio needs some of the magic bean Frank Thomas and Doug Flutie are selling, right? Or that only for when the Mannschaft ist verlimpt?

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Horatio Cornblower

Well, Bill Parcells is not gonna like this!

scotchnaut

“Always gotta be stealing something-now it’s points from another country!”

scotchnaut

Japanoids!

scotchnaut

X2

/wow

scotchnaut

When you think about it, chicken wings are a kind of emotional support animal.

WCS

Scheisse!

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scotchnaut

Kubo and the Hamstrings.

WCS

Sehr gut!

scotchnaut

Hirohito’s ballsack! Offside.

ballsofsteelandfury

Pretty clear offside but it was a nice pass/goal.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’ve got my interest.

Wakezilla

Today’s Doha thoughts: God bless Mexican women for giving zero fucks about dressing modestly.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m so proud.

scotchnaut

Can the Ragin’ Rickshaws pull off the upset?

WCS

Breakfast? Check.
Coffee? Double check.
Gummy? Yes, please.
Thanksgiving Eve Lesser Footy? That’s afirm.
Everyone knowing to leave me the fuck alone all day unless someone or something of value is literally on fire? Check.

Let’s do this.

Wakezilla

This group is wide open

scotchnaut

Tis quite early but I’m here and eyebulbs are engaged.

Don T

I gots Maroc! Cro Cro will not make it past the group stage.