Oh Boy! Rotational Thursdays with Litre.

Due to travel this week I call upon;

Thank you Karen. A pink Audi for you.

Back to travelling for work it seems. Due to this I just paid 5 dollars for a Kit Kat in my hotel. It irked me that it was in a kiosk beside the front desk and not a shame hiding vending machine. “Yeah dude, I’m old, I’m high and desperate for chocolate and will pay for it. Charge it to my room”  So much shame.

Since Bleergh declared Covid over I am travelling for my job again. I’m in beautiful Edmonton, Alberta and it is 30 degrees celsius. It is also very hazy because things are on fire very early due to Bill Gates having microchips in all of vaccines.

Something that struck me as odd was the fact that the 2 microbrewery offerings on tap at the dingy hotel bar were from Calgary and not Edmonton which have superb spots. Just a random observation.

I was asked by a colleague today whether I’d venture downtown to watch the Oilers game and I told her that there was zero chance of that happening as I don’t want to get stabbed. Now I’m from a fairly rough place but when you get an unexpected heat wave combined with a Sports success starved city that is rough to begin with. The bartender at the brewery I visited said the outdoor, and indoor viewing parties are a vacuum for the real crazies out there.

You are gunna get knifed mon.

This is still the greatest Scottish sketch comedy show ever.

Our resident Hippo asked me a question of whether I would prefer the Leafs or the Oilers to win Le Coupe Stanley. I told him that I’m a true Canadian and I’d prefer that any American team win over Toronto. It is the Canadian Way. Leaf fans are everywhere up here and they’re worse than anything other than Euro blood feud rival. It is all Leafs, all the time.

Wine tip of the day is that the fattier the food you are consuming, the more that it will mute the wine. This is why when you have a steak it pairs extremely well with a huge red. If you had it with a Pinot it would taste like nothing as it is such a light varietal that your tongue would be coated with fat and your tastebuds would be supremely muted.

Tonight in Sports!

Hoops!

Lakers v Warriors! When Lebron played Steph the last time the game started at 23:30 in St. John’s Newfoundland. That is too late

Hockey!

Panteros v Leaf Nation. Oh would I love a Pantero win. Throw the rats!

My Ayo’s v Stars. Release the Kraken!

Apologies for my brevity. What is everyone’s biggest pet peeve travelling?