Canadian Chicks Could Certainly Char Cup Competition

Canada is a true land of contrasts. But specific to their 2023 FIFA Lady’s World Cup appearance, see below from Bard:

The Canadian women’s national soccer team is one of the favorites to win the 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup. The team is currently ranked #6 in the world, and they have a wealth of talent in their squad.

The team’s biggest strength is their attack. They have a number of dangerous strikers, including Christine Sinclair, who is the all-time leading scorer in international soccer. Sinclair is a clinical finisher, and she is also a good passer and dribbler. Other key players in the attack include Julia Grosso, Janine Beckie, and Nichelle Prince.

The midfield is also strong, with players like Desiree Scott, Ashley Lawrence, and Quinn. Scott is a hard-working midfielder who is good at winning the ball back. Lawrence is a creative player who can create chances for her teammates. Quinn is a versatile player who can play in a number of positions.

The defense is led by Kadeisha Buchanan, who is one of the best defenders in the world. Buchanan is a strong and athletic player who is good at reading the game. She is also a good passer, which allows her to start attacks from the back. Other key players in the defense include Vanessa Gilles, Shelina Zadorsky, and Erin McLeod.

The Canadian team is well-coached by Bev Priestman. Priestman is a former player who knows the game inside and out. She has a good understanding of the players’ strengths and weaknesses, and she is able to get the best out of them.

The Canadian team is a force to be reckoned with at the 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup. They have the talent, the experience, and the coaching to win the tournament.

Here are some of the team’s key players to watch out for:

Christine Sinclair: The all-time leading scorer in international soccer, Sinclair is a clinical finisher who is always a threat in front of goal.

Julia Grosso: The 2020 Olympic gold medalist is a rising star who is capable of scoring goals from anywhere on the pitch.

Janine Beckie: A versatile player who can play in a number of positions, Beckie is a dangerous attacker who is always looking to create chances for her teammates.

Nichelle Prince: A quick and skillful winger, Prince is a nightmare for defenders to deal with.

Kadeisha Buchanan: One of the best defenders in the world, Buchanan is a strong and athletic player who is good at reading the game.

The Canadian team is a strong contender to win the 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup. They have the talent, the experience, and the coaching to lift the trophy.


But now here’s the insider’s rub down at the sleazy bettors markets…

Despite having not won a Lady World Cup. And despite not having the talent (and other requirements) to host a domestic professional lady’s soccer league. And despite having hosted a Lady World Cup tourney where they were bounced in the quarterfinals. These gals want new contracts before taking the pitch for this year’s tournament. They won an Olympics so, you see, they’re gonna need a new contract.

It’s a funny time in the west. Women are really feeling their own. Chicks don’t want to get married no more. They want to get paid. They really think they’re something else so they’re flexing those naturally superior chest and back muscles. Sure, I could make some crack from up here on my established white male throne about the revenue not being there or the lack of comps available for any-gender’s North American international soccer success. Might even be able to kill this post early by pointing out that it takes special care when negotiating with a party like CanadaSoccer that is threatening bankruptcy during the weeks leading up the Lady’s World Cup. But that’s cheap kicking-women-for-laughs humor that, like gay jokes, need to be executed with great care or absolutely no care whatsoever.

Here’s what’s important. In addition to the Fightin’ Mapes, three other Lady teams are in disputes with their national organizations over the way they’re being treated.

Would it surprise you to hear Saudi Arabia, Afganistan, and Sierra Leone aren’t on the list? South Africa actually sat out their last friendly. Jamaica’s Reggae Girlz have a GoFundMe to cover their Lady’s World Cup expenses. And at only $100K, that’s pretty cheap buy-in, I think. Cuz these girl athletes are going to become as expensive as the NCAA kids in a few years, you just wait and see. Last team is the Nigeria SuperFalcons.

Anyways point is, if I know anything about women who want money, we should all totally get together and buy influence with one of these squads so we can cash in huge on the betting markets. It’ll be impossible to trace because women are super emotional. Who is in?

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2Pack

Don’t even get me started on women and money. I’m a real sucker for that Buddy.

King Hippo

Dolla, Dolla Bills Y’all

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen an investment opportunity like this since Sam Friedman stopped taking my calls!

I’m in.

LemonJello

“You said crypto was the future!”

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WCS

My soul hurts I can’t +infinity this

King Hippo

Hey, @blax – do you have a real estate attorney in AZ that you’d recommend? Hippo can haz client doing a Lease deal on some tribal land (and wants some local assistance).

SonOfSpam

Isn’t the standard deal blankets and beads?

King Hippo

#BigWampum

LemonJello

And firewater.

King Hippo

Righteous, my dude

Gumbygirl

Don’t make me come over there, Blax.

Senor Weaselo

Or else you won’t be her favorite!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Are we allowed to be hands on?”
–Robert Kraft

WCS

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King Hippo

Oh, I am always up for a Blax-led caper. COUNT HIPPO* IN.

*Other Hippo be napping, so a definite MAYBE