The fall is now officially here. The leaves start to turn, the plaid shirts are out, and the den is fully kitted out for just lying underneath a couple of blankets to watch football all weekend long. I know that your basic fall girls enjoy the season for different reasons than myself, but the autumn is truly a season for the masses to enjoy. I’m just glad that there’s no pumpkin spice anything in my house. For now, I suppose. At any rate, let’s talk Canadian football once more.
In league news this week:
- Ottawa REDBLACKS kicker Lewis Ward is done for the year, with a torn pectoral muscle – an unusual injury for a kicker. Ward tried to make a tackle on BC Lions returner Terry Williams on a missed field goal attempt that was run back for a TD, but couldn’t wrap up properly. Ottawa has signed Michael Domagala, who spent two seasons with Hamilton, and Kieran Burnham, who spent two seasons on the Stamps’ practise roster, to duke it out to claim the kicker job for the final portion of the season in Ward’s absence.
- Toronto put WR Kurleigh Gittens, Jr. on their six-game injured list – while this is a blow to the offence, the chance for him to heal up over the final third of the seasons and heal up in time for the East Final is definitely some welcome relief. Gittens injured his hip last Friday against the Alouettes, and with his absence, Canadians Tommy Nield and Dejon Brissett will get some more snaps for Toronto.
- Edmonton added WR Steven Dunbar, Jr. to their six-game injured list due to a rib injury; he’s had a productive year for the Elks with 39 catches for 536 yards and five TDs, and to boot, with his absence, the Elks’ best receiver Eugene Lewis will likely see more double teams over the next few games with Dunbar’s absence.
- In the wake of their record-setting season, the Argos signed ST coordinator Mickey Donovan to a contract extension, though terms and length haven’t been announced; Donovan won the Grey Cup last year with Toronto in the role, and this season, the Argos are the league’s best special teams unit in virtually every single category. They also haven’t given up a single return TD on the year – an all-around impressive unit. More importantly, they also signed Michael “Pinball” Clemons, the team’s GM, to an extension as well – and that is fantastic news to keep the man who’s the heart and soul of the Argos franchise in the fold. During his time as a player, coach and executive in the CFL – all in Toronto – the Argos have won seven Grey Cup championships in seven appearances. He’s a tremendous reason for this team’s upward trajectory since his return to the the franchise in 2019. This is a huge success story and the Double Blue will continue to be dangerous on the field.
Onto the games!
WEEK 15 RECAPS
Toronto 23 vs. Montreal 20: It was probably Toronto’s toughest win of the year, but they got the job done and wrapped up the East Division with the final third of their regular season schedule remaining – we’ve been lucky to witness history this season. This Argos team, as excellent as they are, was down late to a desperate Alouettes team that had a really strong second half. Montreal scored 17 unanswered points to roar back into the driver’s seat after being down by 10 through the first 30 minutes. Toronto was similarly down late, but in the three-minute warning, they scored 10 points off a late TD from Chad Kelly to receiver Damonte Coxie, and a 38-yard field goal that came off of a crippling interception by Montreal’s Cody Fajardo. While Toronto found enough offence to take a late lead, their special teams stepped up to polish off the win by blocking David Cote’s field goal attempt from 45 yards out. A dramatic end to this one – and reason for Argos fans to celebrate a little extra. In 150 years of Argonauts football history, there has never, ever been a team this good – this is the first time they’ve ever been 11-1.
PICK: Toronto
RESULT: Toronto
Edmonton 36 vs. Saskatchewan 27: CFL pundits have talked a ton about the revival of the Elks with Canadian QB Tre Ford under centre – and for good reason. They legitimately look like an entirely different team from the sad-sacks that started the season. While Ford has given the offence some new life – particularly due to his ability to break out of the pocket – it’s also given RB Kevin Brown a ton of room on the field to work with, as teams have had to gameplan so heavily for Ford’s running skills and can’t always pick up the tailback effectively. Brown had 175 rushing yards and a TD on the night, while Ford rushed for a score of his own and threw another to star receiver Eugene Lewis. This was a back-and-forth battle, particularly in the second half – Lewis grabbed the winning score for Edmonton, but the Elks’ D stepped up to force an incomplete pass on third-and-10 to keep Jake Dolegala and the Riders from completing the comeback. The Roughriders drop to 6-7, but Dolegala had a good night, throwing three touchdown passes on the evening; it’s not the offence’s fault that the home side lost this one.
PICK: Saskatchewan
RESULT: Edmonton
Winnipeg 23 vs. Hamilton 29: This was a massive, massive win for Hamilton. Not only does it always feel good to win at home – especially when you’re home underdogs – the implications of this week’s slate of games (Montreal and Ottawa both losing) means that the Ti-Cats are now tied in points with the Alouettes for that second slot in the East division, while also putting another game lead on the REDBLACKS, who are virtually toast now in the playoff race. Credit to the Tabbies for playing a complete game, but especially to the defence, who forced three interceptions on Winnipeg’s Zach Collaros. The Bombers had an unusually quiet night on offence, which feels strange to say considering they still scored three touchdowns – but for a team that hung 51 points on Saskatchewan last week, that feels like a disappointment. Credit as well to Hamilton OC Scott Milanovich to get the ground game going for this one – both James Butler and Sean Thomas-Erlington were effective at grinding things out and carrying the load to make life easier for rookie QB Taylor Powell.
PICK: Winnipeg
RESULT: Hamilton
Ottawa 37 vs. BC 41: It wouldn’t be a REDBLACKS game if they didn’t figure out a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, now would it? The visitors were up by 19 late in the fourth quarter – and they still ended up blowing it. Truly a disgraceful end to a game and a scathing indictment of a coaching staff – especially Bob Dyce and OC Khari Jones – who have played so many games way too conservatively late in the fourth. Even with Ottawa still leading by 10 with less than two minutes to play, the Lions had their work cut out for them. Lewis Ward’s missed field goal was snagged by returner Terry Williams, who ran it back all the way to the house to cut the lead to three. After forcing a quick two-and-out, Vernon Adams, Jr. found receiver Lucky Whitehead in the end zone for the game-winning score with just 16 seconds left to play. What a horrendous showing. Dustin Crum had three rushing TDs for Ottawa, and DL Douglas Coleman added a pick-six for the REDBLACKS, but with no points in the fourth quarter, this team just utterly collapsed. That’ll just about do it for their playoff chances this year. Again.
PICK: BC
RESULT: BC
BYE: Calgary (4-9)
WEEK 16 PREVIEWS
Saskatchewan (6-7) vs. Ottawa (3-10), Friday, September 22nd, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): I have less than zero hope for these REDBLACKS to do anything of substance. The issues are myriad – the playcalling is too conservative, the players aren’t executing, and the coaching staff is consistently making poor decisions. Considering that Dustin Crum had a really good game last week through the first three quarters, to take the ball out of his hands and gain a total of nine net yards of offence in the final frame is inexcusable. This is a vulnerable team that the Roughriders have every opportunity to take advantage of – unlike Edmonton, Ottawa appears mentally fragile right now. The Riders haven’t had a good year – injuries haven’t helped – and while they’re still in control of that third and final playoff slot in the West, the Elks are surging as of late. Saskatchewan could really use both a big win here as well as some Elks and Stamps losses in help to rebuild some of that gap a little bit.
PICK: Saskatchewan
BC (9-4) vs. Edmonton (4-10), Friday, September 22nd, 9:30 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): A road win for the Lions means locking down a playoff spot, and even with being away from Vancouver, the Leos are favoured. It’s true that they’ve shut out Edmonton twice so far this season – but the Elks have been fundamentally transformed in the past month. They may not win, but they’ll definitely be on the scoresheet and I hope that it’ll be a close contest. Surprising to say that the Elks are legitimately playing some fun football right now. If Kevin Brown can get some open lanes to run, the Elks can definitely be in this one for much longer.
PICK: BC
Montreal (6-7) vs. Calgary (4-9), Saturday, September 23rd, 4:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): The Stamps are coming off a bye, while the Als are coming off two disappointing losses to the Argos and are in need of a change of scenery. Calgary’s record certainly indicates numerous underlying issues with the team, but the pass game, as it currently stands, is not one of them – in the past month, Jake Maier has rediscovered his game and been much more effective. The offence has been putting points on the board, but the Calgary D, still dealing with many injuries, continues to be extremely leaky. The Alouettes, for all their own imperfections, are fortunate to have a number of receivers – Alex Mack, Kaion Julien-Grant, and Tyson Philpot – who can all go deep and make explosive plays when the opportunity arises. As of recent, there hasn’t been much of that, as the Als O-line continues to crumble, and Cody Fajardo is just getting beaten up out there. Montreal really doesn’t want to get leap-frogged by Hamilton for the second seed in the East, but Calgary really cannot afford a loss of any kind whatsoever, especially with a resurgent Elks team breathing down their necks and with Saskatchewan’s current playoff spot looking so vulnerable.
PICK: Calgary
Hamilton (6-7) vs. Toronto (11-1), Saturday, September 23rd, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): The Ti-Cats had every right to be flying high after their huge win over Winnipeg – it was probably the best game they’ve played all year, and it shows that when the timing is right they can still absolutely go toe-to-toe with the best teams in this league. The problem here, however, is that Toronto has had their number for quite some time now. As good as last week probably felt, every single guy in that locker room probably already has that sinking feeling going up against the league’s best team. While Toronto already has the East locked up, it’s still too soon to be resting guys. I expect the starters to get a good amount of playing time through the first half – and if things come to fruition then Toronto may have a sizable lead to let the backups milk to try and run out the clock. Even with nothing particular to play for right now, the Argos are still the class of the league.
PICK: Toronto
BYE: Winnipeg (10-4)
STANDINGS AND STATS
East Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
y-Toronto | 12 | 11 | 1 | 410 | 264 |
Montreal | 13 | 6 | 7 | 296 | 322 |
Hamilton | 13 | 6 | 7 | 284 | 349 |
Ottawa | 13 | 3 | 10 | 312 | 351 |
West Division Standings
Team | Games | Wins | Losses | Points For | Points Against |
x-Winnipeg | 14 | 10 | 4 | 448 | 292 |
BC | 13 | 9 | 4 | 350 | 270 |
Saskatchewan | 13 | 6 | 7 | 275 | 389 |
Calgary | 13 | 4 | 9 | 306 | 350 |
Edmonton | 14 | 4 | 10 | 280 | 365 |
x – clinched playoff spot
y – clinched division
e – eliminated from playoff contention
Passing Yards
- Collaros, WPG – 3480
- Maier, CGY – 3310
- Adams, Jr., BC – 3282
Passing TDs
- Collaros, WPG – 29
- Adams, Jr., BC – 23
- Kelly, TOR – 19
Rushing Yards
- Oliveira, WPG – 1190
- Brown, EDM – 1004
- Ouellette, TOR – 868
Receiving Yards
- Schoen, WPG – 1035
- Mack, MTL – 1016
- Demski, WPG – 931
Defensive Tackles
- Awe, CGY – 96
- Morgan, EDM – 86
- Pickett, TOR – 86
Sacks
- Betts, BC – 12
- Leonard, EDM – 10
- Orimolade, TOR – 9
Interceptions
- Houston, WPG – 7
- Katsantonis, HAM – 4
- Dandridge, OTT – 4
Field Goals
- Paredes, CGY – 41
- Whyte, BC – 34
- Cote, MTL – 34
PICK POOL
Those Ti-Cats got a ton of us. One of the biggest upsets of the year for sure. All in all, a rather gruesome week for the pick pool, unfortunately.
Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=205786
Rank | Total Points | Weekly Score | Win Percentage |
BC Dick | 44 | 2-2 | 74.58% |
SonOfSpam | 40 | 2-2 | 67.80% |
The Maestro | 40 | 2-2 | 67.80% |
Ballsofsteelandfury | 39 | 3-1 | 66.10% |
Mr. Ayo | 38 | 2-2 | 64.41% |
Game Time Decision | 37 | 2-2 | 62.71% |
blaxabbath | 36 | 2-2 | 65.45% |
Litre_cola | 35 | 2-2 | 59.32% |
Gumbygirl | 34 | 2-2 | 57.63% |
BugEyedBoo | 34 | 3-1 | 57.63% |
WCS | 32 | 0-4 | 54.24% |
Don T | 13 | 2-2 | 54.17% |
Tank Bricklayer | 5 | 0-4 | 9.09% |
The Revanchist | 2 | 0-4 | 3.39% |
Enjoy the games, everyone.
Just got back from an amazing hike around Cap Carteret in Normandy. There were some driving winds and rain towards the end, which both served to create some pretty dramatic views and to make my hot shower afterwards almost as good as the hike!
Kinda want to move to Normandy now, I like this weather and they have twice as many cows as people so delicious butter and cheese as well as the seafood.
West coast of the peninsula
The permanent dunes are about 6000 years old, covering cliffs that are more like 50 million years old. The grass dunes shelter them so they’re more of a water meadow type ecosystem
I spent six weeks in St. Brieuc on an exchange program when I was fifteen and I got sick of that weather and the muddy beaches after about ten days. But if that’s the kind of weather you like there’s a ton of neat stuff to see.
I’m a fan of rain as long as it’s above 50F, and no problem being rained on as long as I have a hat or hood to keep it off my face
Ohnoes, my cell phone’s battery just died. Now, on one hand I can plug it to charge and continue to pointedly ignore its incessant buzzing (a certain someone’s realizing that saying that my presence is requested and not required for a thing was a mistake 😀 ). On the other, I can just go out with just my Zune and enjoy almost-autumn in DC
Look, just let Diamond Joe know that you’re not interested in a ride in his Trans Am to go get ice cream. I’m sure he’ll be disappointed, but at least he’ll stop calling.
Who?
Sorry, Joe Biden. Uncle Joe, Sleepy Joe, Diamond Joe…
Ah, the Senile Wonder.I’d probably would’ve picked up, if only to try a variation of “If you truly are the leader of the free world.. Prove it by allowing me to pick me some free stuff from AMARG!” 😀
Diamond Joe was a kharacter created by The Onion back when he was Vice President:
https://www.theonion.com/biden-to-cool-his-heels-in-mexico-for-a-while-1819571718
You’re in Washington DC (my hometown, well Arlington actually) and you’re bored?
Pretty much, yeah. And before pointing out that there are plenty of fantastic museums (outside of Air and Space ones) and historical landmarks in the area… I’m kinda not interested in not experiencing them without my family
Why are you there?
Work-stuff^2 main job and side gig. In fact, I’m stuck here because of the latter (since it’s kinda important and the people that do my tasking can “convince” my benevolent transnational omnicorp’s higher ups to help). I should’ve been bloody finishing up on the West Coast by now and prepping for the fun stopovers 😐
What do you do?
Corporate IT (alas, less work with proper metal and more of a management/consulting/shmoozing position), the side-gig … let’s go with the properly vague ( “data analysis” for an allied government)
So what do you do? You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to. I thought you were a helicopter pilot.
That bit was courtesy of the surprisingly short list of people they could call on with experience flying Russian helos when we were pulling stakes from Kabul.. And unlike the “private sector” and the several on active duty that fit the bill – I was cheaper and immediately available 😀
I have to roll, but go to the Army Forensics museum in Silver Spring. It’s not in any tourist book so Google it and go there today and give us a BOTG of what you find there. We’re counting on you. Ciao.
‘sup folks, how’re ya this (checks cell phone blowing up) fine day?
Flu-ish.
Normal flu or the Wuhan Speshul Flu?
Neither, just my immune system’s response to the flu vaccine.
Ah, ok then. I was curious, because a lot of people at my day job have started coming down with some sort of flu, while testing negative for the coof.
Getting my flu shot on Saturday. That’s a day or two off for me, because I’m a big baby.
The best fall girl was Heather Thomas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNizcrfnQ4E
For sure. Lee Majors beugarted way too much screen time from her on that show.
When I first heard of “gender reveal parties” it was usually because they had started some catastrophic wild fire in Southern California. I initially thought it was a party where some dude announced to his friends and family that he now identified as a woman, and then cued the fireworks, which turned out awful. When I found out it was dumbshit couples announcing their future offspring’s gender I REALLY liked seeing them financially crippled for the damage they caused.
A fire fighter died because of them. They should have gone to prison.
Fall starts tomorrow.
Now that blax has commented, sure
[spins up some fall music] – DJ Delirium, aka Daniel Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olivFrRiIEc
Whole Foods near me had a whole separate fridge of pumpkin spice shit, including pumpkin spice whipped cream.
Pumpkin (and yam) beer for me, please, you all can keep the rest.
THIS BRETTFAVRESCOLONOSCOPY I CALL HIM ARKANSAS FIRST MAN BRYAN CHATFIELD SANDERS BECAUSE HE’S POSSESSIVE ABOUT BIG YAMS!
“Big hams? Well, hell yes you’ve got to be possessive of your big hams!”
-Andy Reid, pacing in front of his walk-in meat locker
pressed hams FTW
DAK DAK DAK