We’re Almost There. Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

To The Game!

Chiefs/Jets:

-It’s been a long day (is writing this at 12:55 EST) so I’ll keep this short.

-I hate to shit on Zach each week (no you don’t -Id) but Christ, get Simien up to speed and throw him on the pitch and save your season. (those words have never been typed before)

-Taylor Swift was named after James Taylor and grew up on a Christmas Farm.

-The Jets are 3 for 24 on third downs in their last two games.

-Swifty’s favourite drink is vodka and Diet Coke because she’s a hick that was born in Reading, Pennsylvania. Seriously, you’ve traveled all over the globe several times and you go with that? Be interesting-throw a soju in there or something.

-With a TD this week the Mahomes/Kelce combo will have given birth to 45 TD babies. They’ll be overtaking Brees/Graham’s 48 by the midpoint of the season.

-Taylor convinced her family to move to Nashville after watching a Faith Hill documentary.

-Danny Dimes Drools: The Chiefs o-line has been doing yeoman work pass-blocking in that Patty only faces pressure 25% on dropbacks.

-T-Swizzle lost her virginity to Jake Gyllenhall just days before her 21st birthday! That bastard didn’t show up for her birthday party, btw.

-“The Jets haven’t been seen on a Sunday Nighter since 2011. That’s a bunch of futility-yikes!-but now that they have Rodgers…” was probably the thinking amongst those that make the schedule.

-Tay Tay’s favorite number is 13. Travis Kelce’s uniform number is 87-kinda makes you think, doesn’t it?

Have a good one.

 

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WCS

Joe Burrow is getting Andrew Luck-ed.

Brick Meathook

Here’s a portion of my Kindle library in case you need suggestions or reviews:

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2Pack

How was the 50’s?

Brick Meathook

That’s a fantastic book. Each chapter is a completely different theme. Halberstam was amazing. Also recommend The Reckoning by him, which first got me interested in the Greek tragedy history of the Ford Motor Company.

2Pack

Thanks. I liked the best and brightest a lot. Agree excellent writer. I need to check this one out.

Horatio Cornblower

Look at the holding on #11 for the Jets. Don’t ever bet on the NFL unless you have inside information.

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1708678841953062981

fleshwound_NPG

id do that again if i were him. dropped a “rigged” or two in the post game presser

(but then again, he chose to be a jets coach. expect such fuckery.)

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, I’d be running the fine meter through the roof after that game.

Horatio Cornblower

Apropos of nothing

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WCS

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fleshwound_NPG

yes, show the missed opportunities and completely ignore the bailout holding flag that came out AFTER not the hold but the int

King Hippo

What Hippo would do – naked bootleg left. If not WIDE open, slide and take the FG.

King Hippo

Andy KINDA listened,

King Hippo

So, 70 seconds to go all the way down the field. No timeouts, down 6

fleshwound_NPG

and the knowledge your team isnt getting a bailout flag. not one.

Redshirt

…and the defense can molest your receivers so much, the rating for the last drive just became TV-14.

Senor Weaselo

Fun fact: One team has not gotten a single roughing the passing call since the start of last year. That team? Yup! The Jets!

fleshwound_NPG

oh, there’s the reason the chiefs barely get to or over 20 points now

Col. Duke LaCross

Extra time breaking down the tape, trying to figure out the “whys?”

Horatio Cornblower

Collinsworth saying “we’ve seen it so many times before; we shouldn’t be surprised” after yet another bullshit Mahomes bailout call was perfect, but not for the reasons Cris thought it was.

If I were Saleh I’d pull my team off the field. What’s the point of risking injury when the ending is pre-determined?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m actually kind of impressed at how Cris and Tirico keep subtly criticizing the call. I’m sure they’ll be getting as memo ‘From the Desk of Herr Goddell’ about that before next week’s game.