We’re Almost There. Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

To The Game!

Chiefs/Jets:

-It’s been a long day (is writing this at 12:55 EST) so I’ll keep this short.

-I hate to shit on Zach each week (no you don’t -Id) but Christ, get Simien up to speed and throw him on the pitch and save your season. (those words have never been typed before)

-Taylor Swift was named after James Taylor and grew up on a Christmas Farm.

-The Jets are 3 for 24 on third downs in their last two games.

-Swifty’s favourite drink is vodka and Diet Coke because she’s a hick that was born in Reading, Pennsylvania. Seriously, you’ve traveled all over the globe several times and you go with that? Be interesting-throw a soju in there or something.

-With a TD this week the Mahomes/Kelce combo will have given birth to 45 TD babies. They’ll be overtaking Brees/Graham’s 48 by the midpoint of the season.

-Taylor convinced her family to move to Nashville after watching a Faith Hill documentary.

-Danny Dimes Drools: The Chiefs o-line has been doing yeoman work pass-blocking in that Patty only faces pressure 25% on dropbacks.

-T-Swizzle lost her virginity to Jake Gyllenhall just days before her 21st birthday! That bastard didn’t show up for her birthday party, btw.

-“The Jets haven’t been seen on a Sunday Nighter since 2011. That’s a bunch of futility-yikes!-but now that they have Rodgers…” was probably the thinking amongst those that make the schedule.

-Tay Tay’s favorite number is 13. Travis Kelce’s uniform number is 87-kinda makes you think, doesn’t it?

Have a good one.