The Horror. The Horror. Your Giants/Bills Open Thread

There’s really not much I can say about this blowout that everyone has already said. The stench coming off this tilt is even worse than my dog’s farts and that’s saying something. I’ll be keeping this short and sweet, methinks.

To The Game!

Giants/Bills:

-If Saquon is able to play, and as of this typing he is trending that way, he might actually have a good game given that his explosive run rate and yards after contact numbers are pretty good. As well, Buffalo’s linebacker core is on the thin side so if he’s able to get to the second level good things may happen.

-As for everything else? It’s shit. All of it.

-The Giants o-line has got to be the worst in the league. It wasn’t good in the first place and has now been decimated by injuries.

-Wink’s ‘Pressure Breaks Pipes’ defense couldn’t bend a pool noodle right now.

-Allen is going to inflate all of his numbers-I can see him sitting out the 4th quarter.

-The Bills have averaged a gaudy 35.75 points in their last four games and that includes a loss last week.

-In their losses New York has averaged 7.75 points per game. Gah!

-This game should have been flexed to Outer Mongolia.

-There’s nothing else to say.

Guh!

 

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Gumbygirl

It’s been a long silly day. Goodnight, my darling dears. Remember to stay away from the floozies!

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Brick Meathook

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2Pack

Hippos notes will be outstanding tomorrow. So much material today.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll give Cris some credit here. He’s pushing back hard on Terry McAuliffe’s pathetic attempt to carry water for the NFL and their horrible, horrible officiating.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Taylor knew that was trouble when he walked in. Forget the bad blood, gotta shake it off.

WCS

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TheRevanchist

Her and Travis are out and about again tonight. I’m about to pop on the headphones and play some songs to celebrate. Starting I’ll probably listen to Getaway Car and then Cruel Summer. So good!