Your Multi-Tilt Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

We’ve four games in the late slate and some are promising and others…not so much.

To The Games!

Browns/Seahawks:

Ford had a good practice on Thursday so he’s expected to get some run where points will be at a premium. (but what do I know [looks at Saints/Colts 1st half score]) P.J. Walker is burning down the Browns O with his no TD passes, 3 INT’s and 50% completion rate. This bodes ill vs a Seattle defense that has become a force. Browns cb Ward is doing his part-he has an outstanding -.19 EPA per coverage snap.

Ravens/Cards:

The spread is 9.5 and the Cards top three rushers are Conner (injured) Dobbs (scrambling for his life) and Rondale Moore. (a tepid wr) Congrats, the tank rolls on successfully. The only lingering question is if Baltimore can get their first shutout in five years.

Chiefs/Broncos:

Rookie Rice continues to come on strong, catching 13 of his last 15 targets, scoring a pair of TD’s and earning Patty’s trust. He’s got Tyreek-like run and catch ability as evidenced by his YAC numbers. K.C.’s D is sneaky good but only vs the pass. Denver has to attack on the ground (they are well-suited to do so) vs a team that is 26th in yards allowed per rush. (4.6) Patty is 16-0 on the road against the AFC West which is insane.

Bengals/Niners:

San Fran should be happy to be back home, having lost two straight on the road. Problem is Cincy and their dangerous passing game is in town. I’d have to agree with Chase-he’s uncoverable. Purdy escaped the concussion protocol by the skin of his skull so he’ll be out there. Burrow is as healthy as he’s been and he always shows up for big games-he’s 12-3 vs teams that are at least three games over .500.

Make the best of it.

 

 

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yeah right

Next week some of us motherfuckers will be watching this shit in a Vegas sports book.
Oh yeah!

litre_cola

I just was wondering in what level of inebriation I will be at.

yeah right

I’ve got a fair idea.

Brocky

Okay, just saw Washington Philadelphia highlights, that was a good game

litre_cola

Wraps bandana around wang.

woooooooooooooo Dallas next week.

Col. Duke LaCross
LemonJello

Why is Agholor on the hands team for an onside kick?

jjfozz

Because the ravens have such excellent coaching and DON’T FORGET HARBAUGH WAS A SPECIAL TEQMS COACH! HE’S ALL ABOUT SPECIAL TEMS!

fleshwound_NPG

agholor meme is reborn!

fleshwound_NPG

agholor redeemed!

fleshwound_NPG

if the swifties can take down ticketmaster, matt nagy should be a piece of cake

Mr. Ayo

Surprised Edmonton went with the nude bottoms for this primetime affair.

Cecil Rhodes

THESE CHIEFS, I CALL THEM BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE, BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST A BUNCH OF PRETENDERS!

Brocky

These chiefs I call them the 2001-2019 patriots because everytime they lose we act like every superbowl they’ve won suddenly doesn’t count!

fleshwound_NPG

broncos country, finally a good ride!

Brocky

If my calculations are correct, this is the first game where mahomes hasn’t thrown a td since Dec 5, 2021…. which was also against the broncos, but the chiefs still won that

jjfozz

The fat kid jumping in the air in the Google Pixel commercial looks like a gigantic tool.

BugEyedBoo

I wouldn’t go so far as to call the brother fat.

Brocky

It’s not that the chiefs don’t want to win, it’s that God can’t let me be above 500 for than 2 weeks in a row

Dunstan

So is this the Heritage Classic thread?

litre_cola

The 2 shitiest teams in the league. At least the weather here has turned right. Been fucking cold lately.

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Mr. Ayo

Only if Connor is back.

Dunstan

He is

litre_cola

Hippo haz a happy?

LemonJello
LemonJello

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Brocky

…. how long have you been waiting for an excuse to post this gif?

LemonJello

I just did a search for “happy hippo gif” and there it was.

Brocky

haz a happy

Is that the name of the newest strain?

Redshirt

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fleshwound_NPG

your weekly reminder that the matt nagy led chiefs offense has looked good and scored 30+ against opponents only TWICE this year, and one of those times was against the shitty bears

LemonJello

They prefer the formal Bearsenschiesse moniker.

*sniffs*

/checks bottom of both shoes

Mr. Ayo

1st in the West! LFG!

yeah right

All told, it was a very satisfying football Sunday.

WCS

Including Dingleberry’s Qaron tear?

litre_cola

Who is the backup there?

yeah right

I watched him play and I still can’t tell you.
Rookie 5th rounder from BYU.

yeah right

The pisser about that is it happened right when we reach 500.

fleshwound_NPG

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jjfozz

I had a serious crush on her.

Dunstan

Still do

jjfozz

However, Belinda Carlisle rules over all of them

Dunstan

Oh yes.