Fetch Your Parkas! Are You Ready For Some Frozen Football?

The Weather Channel tells me that the windchill-aided temperature is going to be -18 in your fairinheight. So bust out your dumb-looking balloon coats and your warmest pantaloons-she’s going to be chilly.

To The Game!

Fins/Chiefs:

-TYREEK REVENGE GAME ALERT: You’ll hardly hear anything about this.

-Frickin’ K.C. is playing their 15th straight home playoff game.

-The Fins need to get pressure but how? They’ve recently lost five starting defenders and those guys are being replaced by recent coach potatoes Bruce Irvin, Melvin Ingram and Justin Houston. Things should be better on O right? Welp, Waddle and Mostert are hobbling on tender ankles and Achane is just coming back.

-The beleagured and (rightly) heavily criticized Chiefs wr corps did exactly as you suspected-led the league in dropped passes. Kadarius-if he bothers to play-will be good for two oopsies. Mark it down.

-Sneaky Difference-Maker?: If footing is an issue my vote goes to downhill, one cut runner Jeff Wilson Jr. being utilized more than usual. Given the gap in talent between the co-starters and the 3rd stringer it likely won’t happen. But McDaniel is one hell of a playcaller that tries to find an edge and I wouldn’t put it past him.

-Starting cb Xavien Howard won’t be answering the bell this evening.

-Cliches Exist For A Reason: Everyone is saying Miami can’t play in the cold. The game/weather stats back this up-the team has lost the last ten games played in below 40 degree temps.

Let’s do this.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Since I paid for a year of Peacock, figured I’d give the Night Court remake a shot.

How dare they fuck with the theme song?

Sharkbait

Nothing is sacred anymore.

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I’m all ready to riot.

Brick Meathook

“Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.”


(Note: This is the second time today on this site this quote has been referenced)

Fronkenshteen

This is a pretty cool newsletter on Substack by a freshman congressman from NC. Pretty funny first-person accounts of congressional hijinks. Pretty funny guy. Speaking of which; boy, did Substack screw the fucking pooch with the whole “Hey your site has a creeping Nazi problem. What are you going to do about it?” thing, huh? Jesus Christ! They fucked it worse than Elon Musk, and I didn’t think that was possible!
https://open.substack.com/pub/jeffjacksonnc/p/revolt-again?r=2jso0p&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

yeah right

Completely agree.
My boy Luke O’Neil left for that exact reason.
He’s totally worth the read.

Cecil Rhodes

Looks like the league has figured out the vaunted Mike McDaniel offence. Maybe a few more years in grad school might provide him with enough time to develop a new one.

Horatio Cornblower

Any EPL fans that want to see a guy from Liverpool get his ass kicked should turn on the boxing match on ESPN.

Fronkenshteen

Yeah his cornerman has some work to do now.

Col. Duke LaCross

Face looks like a hundred miles of bad road.

Fronkenshteen

Ref was gonna let that fight continue if Smith wanted to go, huh? That seems…incompetent. Thank god Buddy McGirt did his job for him.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, that would have been criminal. Guy was a lot tougher than he was smart.

Col. Duke LaCross

Always a good idea for the taller, British dude to predict that the fight won’t go the distance…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5assbfBV33c&pp=ygUQSGFnbGVyIHZzIG1pbnRlcg%3D%3D

Fronkenshteen

He looks like he tangled with a bear after that fight! “We learn’t our lesson, ‘Arry!”

Col. Duke LaCross

That third round was one of the single all-time greatest clinics in beating someone’s ass.

Horatio Cornblower

I just came back and watched this fight. Hagler knocked his mouthpiece out of his mouth, out of the ring, and quite possibly out of the arena.