Sexy Friday – 20241004 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Mr. Ayo - October 4, 2024October 4, 2024

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TGIF! Hopefully everyone’s recovered from the adrenaline rush of last night’s game. Gotta love the MLB playoffs!

Let’s make a cummerbund! This is if you forgot yours, don’t own one, or somehow fouled yours up but the event requires one.

Ascertain if you’re at a white tie or black tie event. White tie, find white napkins, black tie, black or navy napkins. You’re looking for starched, cloth napkins just in case you were just peeling open a pack of paper napkins.
Let’s get to folding. First, lay the napkin on a flat surface with one corner pointing towards you
Fold the corner closest to you to the center of the napkin. Repeat with the corner on the opposite end.
Fold the bottom flat edge up and over the top edge so the bottom edge extends about 1 (one) inch past the top edge.
Fold both top edges back down so that the lower of the two edges is about 1 (one) inch above the new bottom edge.
Stand back and admire your work. The napkin should now have three pleats and be in the general shape of a cummerbund. If not, reread these instructions and try again.
Lastly, we need to secure it to yourself. Grab a few more napkins and roll them up diagonally so they’re as long as possible and as thing as possible. Pin those to the ends of the cummerbund and fit as appropriate. Also, make sure the pleats of your cummerbund are facing up. Keep your jacket on and no one will see the edges of the cummerbund even when unbuttoned.

Great job! Just make sure you remove your napkin cummerbund in private and you’re in the clear.