Oh, The Inhumanity! Your Early Morning Giants/Panthers Open Thread

It’s Week Zehn in Germany but there’s none to be had in these here parts. I guess the most I can ask of you is that you have this on in the background while you do something productive-those leaves won’t rake themselves! Guh, here we go.

To The Game!

Giants/Panteros:

-New York finally gets back one of the few players they’ve been able to count on over the last few years-kicker Graham Gano!

-Former high draft pick/washout Evan Neal is off the shit list and starting on the o-line. He graduated with flying colors from Turnstile University.

-Carolina has given up the most points to date with 293. That stat dovetails nicely into a horrible point differential of -146.

-The Giants are favored for the first time in 25 games and as a road team no less! [rolls eyes]

-Feel like betting? Take the props on Tyrone Tracy Jr.-Carolina has the worst rushing D by far so the rookie’s number of 74.5 and anytime TD (-120) look quite doable.

I’ll be over here watching Witchcraft V: Dance With The Devil. After that it’s an Andy Sidaris flick.

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BeefReeferLives

& The Giants clinch OT only to lose in the stupidest way possible, because Giants.

Horatio Cornblower

The German fans got so happy about this call.

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1855628007534178526