In case you enjoyed the early slate and would like even more JV NFL:
Army (+14.5) v. Notre Dame @ Damn YankeesVille (7:00, NBC)
I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.
Washington State (-12.5) at Oregon State (7:00, CW)
Too bad we, as a society, are no longer worthy of cheerleader banner pics. Anyway, 2-PAC title is on the line, though Nice Beaver would not even become Bowl eligible with a win/title.
Alabama (-13.5) at Oklahoma (7:30, ABC)
We think that Roll Damn Tide has grown past their attention span troubles, and should beat the Okies. Then again, pending HHS nominee would say THAT IS JUST WHAT TEH JEWS WANT U 2 THINK!!!1111
Texas A&M (-2.5) at Auburn (7:30, ESPN)
Oh God, if Bonfire Cult blows their clear title game shot (home to Steerfuckers South) next week, by looking past lowly War Damn Eagle. Hilarity ensues.
Vanderbilt (+8) at LSU (7:45, SECN)
Oh God, the deliciousness of a potential Brian Kelly Death Valley Night Fixture loss…to fucking Vandy???
Troi Boiz (-4.5) “at” Westwood Klavern (10:30, NBC)
Remember when this game mattered, for anything other than minor Bowl eligibility. Pepperidge Farm scratches its head. OK, and balls.
Why does Notre Dame HAET TEH TRUPES
Trump was right! The foreign Irish are destroying the US Army!
Nice to see JV Cincy is…just there.
Finish the quote:
I haven’t been this disappointed in the army since…..
They named their special forces ‘rangers’ instead of something good like ‘pants ferrets’
The Battle of Montreal?
next year
Well, at long last I can finally start playing that Humble Bundle with Burnout Paradise that my friend got me for my birthday!
In 2013.
I played a bunch of Squirrel with a Gun today. Super fun game
For every ridiculous product that exists, someone has to make it. Somewhere there are people who work in a factory making unsanctioned Hello Kitty vibrating nipple clamps, someone who designed them, someone who funded the whole operation
Do they come in an unmarked package?
No, but if you have a retired shut-in neighbor, you can make do.
I wish I had a better piece of shade to throw at Yankee Stadium. My brain is borken, just deal.
NYCFC has the most recent championship won by a team that calls Yankee Stadium home.
Become a futbol fan!
just so long as Bama wins y’all
They’re trying their damnedest not to
Bullshit. We are always worthy of cheerleader pics. Specially Cougarettes.
I am scratching both my head and my balls
He’s a witch!
Burn him! Burrrn him!
Just here to be mildly excited that Cal has defeated Stanford in a classic Atlantic Coast Conference tilt! Also bowl eligible (Is the Poulan Weedeater bowl still a thing?). Should have beaten Miami but for BLEERGH so rivalry game win will have to do.
Sparky-Big Love has gone beyond plaid and into the NetherRealm.
Was fuxking superb. A little nervy in the 4th I will admit.
what is Mormon heaven like, anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amzkkLrCR5E
Regular heaven, I guess.
Seven and a switchblade.
https://youtu.be/XIJGBCg9ywE?si=uFUyBT29e3VnbGcQ