Jayden Daniels has that “Wiser than his years” look that Mahomes had back in the day but methinks they’re simply overmatched here vs a team of destiny. Let’s take a look.
To The Game!
Commies/Lions:
-I think that Washington needs to get to 40 points to have a chance here but they’ll fall a bit short.
-Prediction: On Detroit’s opening drive they’re going to shove the running game down the Commies throat and there’s nothing the latter will be able to do about it because they are middling vs the run.
-Another thing that Washington needs to do is keep their punter off the field. The good news? They’ve done this three times this year.
-Although Gibbs could have driven this team all the way through the playoffs, the addition of Montgomery makes the Lions’ offense all that more powerful.
-These two teams are the only ones in the league that have scored points on more than 50% of their drives this year.
-For you few Washington fans-not too bad for a re-tooling year, huh?
-This Might Come in Handy: Daniels and Co. have converted nearly 90% of their 4th down chances. Take that, Campbell!
-Random Symmetrical Stats Alert: The Lions led the league in yards after the catch and the Commies were the very best at allowing the least of same.
-The O/U of 55.5 is the highest set since the Bucs/Chiefs Super Bowl.
Gimme some of those sweet, sweet comments.
Obligatory
This could be a Stefon bit.
The Fuck Tomb has everything. Sad Lions fans. Drunk Kommentists. And is that Dan Snyder in the corner? No! It’s a child playing in his own feces.
I had to get the Snyder dig in there, but it deserves a COMMIE WAVING A BANDANA FROM HER HOO-HAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
It’s fitting that like TikTok, Commies will move on to future endeavors (Xiaohongshu)
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1i4qg1v/what_dan_campbell_really_meant_by_his_comment_to/
needs the Inside the NBA crew for gone fishing segments
Ouch
https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1i4qewf/what_the_hell_just_happened/
Didn’t get a chance to enjoy this last night so I’m catchin’ up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9UmMP7FouE
I’m going to investigate this further.
Whoa. That’s not what I expected.
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Dee says: “Go ahead, put my money in there!”
https://ibb.co/nkF8ck5
Gonna head on over to https://old.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/new/
Accurate.
Between this and the news of Fire Fighter + Pilot Combinations
Gronk talking about Kliff Kingsbury being good at grooming players doesn’t sound so bad because he never worked at Penn State.
For all the power in the NFC North this season, all three teams were one and done in the playoffs.
Technically, Chicago has a better record than them.
Confirmed my Skins loving brother in law cheatedon my sister Do I kill him now, or now?
Two days ago
You what? You were with us the whole time.
Nothing against the Commies but today’s results are very much in keeping with my expectations for 2025.
So this is what it’s like to be a fan of a team that wins playoff games. It’s nice!
Oh, wait. You really weren’t old enough for the post-Strike era.
/Falls on cane like a samurai
I wasn’t raised with football. The last time WAS was in the Owl I’m pretty sure I requested ‘Clarissa Explains it All’ because it was only on once a week and was rebuffed with the response that the Super Bowl is only once a year and then I went to my room and pouted.
Yeah funny how far a team can go unburdened by meddling ownership.
The game ended with a combined 1,002 yards. That’s insane.
Danny I just realized it’s almost midnight on the east coast
Is there anything to burn in Detroit if there’s a riot?
Whatever it is, chances are that Dan Gilbert owns it.
I think there’s still a few piles of rubble left.
I presume Hippo has already typed up an Ode to Baby Buster’s Return.
WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
BANDANA HOO-HAH CLUBHOUSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/sloth-the-goonies-136V8raQQogOfm
Oops
There it is! Game-sealing INT!
Called it.
CHECK. MATE.
Turn your head and Goff one last time.
Good fantasy name.
Glad I never had the chance to use it
August is just around the corner
“Just” an onside kick and a hail mary
Announcer: “We secretly replaced the Detroit Lions with the Detroit Lions. Let’s see if anyone notices…”
I love that Brady’s like “gotta leave some time for the onside kick and Hail Mary” as if Goff won’t fuck this up well before then.
tbf, the other coach is quinn, brady knows this well
THIS GUY BFC I CALL HIM BABE RUTH BECAUSE HE CALLED HIS SHOT!
you assholes broke the heart of kendra lust
surprised we found something left to break on her
A Buffalo Bills-Washington Red(static)s Super Bowl rematch would be nice.
I was thinking the same thing.
Which is why we’ll probably get KC-LA
Don’t you mean KC/Zebras vs. LA?
shutupshutupshutup
Shut. Up. Brady.
YES! PARLAY IS STILL ALIVE!
Oh, sorry Lions fans. Better luck next year.
The funny thing is that I would have gone for it there
Same
This loss is so bad Barry Sanders is going to retire again.