Sexy Friday – 20250131 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

Mr. Ayo - January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

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TGIF! Well how about that? One month down for the year. But at least we have no football this weekend!

Survival – Personal Edition

A dilemma as old as time: Husband forgets his Anniversary. First of all, don’t forget! Add a reminder a month in advance to every calendar you own. Instead of hijinks and laugh tracks, here’s some actual tips.

Try to order a bouquet from a local florist. Many can throw together an arrangement on short notice. If this is more of a last minute thing and it’s between April and June, look for a flowerbed with daisies and shamelessly steal some, wrap them in a ribbon, and give them to your wife.
Chocolate. Any supermarket or drugstore will have a selection of chocolates. Find a nice boxed set. Do not buy a bunch of candy bars and wrap them in a ribbon. Just eat those for yourself.
Create a voucher card. Have it describe the wonderful gift you’ve ordered that didn’t arrive or isn’t ready yet. Also, draw a funny or cute picture of the gift.
Apologize. Like big, demonstrative apologize. Make her almost feel sad for how bad you feel about yourself. Absolutely do not make a single excuse.
Create some favor cards for her. Include things like a spa day or romantic getaway weekend for the two of you.

Look, you messed up and there are consequences. Just try to minimize them and most importantly learn and don’t screw up next year.