We live in interesting times. I, particularly, have lived through:

• 70s gas rationing
• The Cold War and the constant threat of nuclear war
• The fall of the Berlin Wall
• The dissolution of the Soviet Union
• The dissolution of Yugoslavia
• Vegas being run by the mob
• The Birth of the Internet
• Vegas being run by corporations
• 9/11
• The Napster era
• A global pandemic

I could go on. However, I never thought I’d see this:

So, aside from whatever THAT is, what is there to talk about?

Sports Update

We are now in the Final Four. Championship game is on Monday. Fuck chalk.

Not what I meant, but we’ll allow it.

Current Events

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Easter is coming! The stores are filled with chocolate goodies. I’ve never understood people saying Happy Easter. Happy Torturous Death of the God you worship! Have a chocolate egg.

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Other Updates

I was scheduled to play in another golf tournament tomorrow but I’ve got special plans with Lady Balls, so I’ve cancelled. Priorities, people. You need to keep your penis happy.

As I’ve mentioned before, work is CRAY CRAY. I’m just surfing the wave. You can’t fight the current, only take advantage of it and have some fun. That’s a life lesson right there.

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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Celsius Energy Tropical Vibe flavour.

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Your weekly Psych gif:

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Your weekly hot girl pic:

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Your weekly music video:

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One last thing:

Seriously, hat tip to Brocky: