Today, you get an abbreviated version. List of things I like that start with the letter B:

• Boobies
• Booty
• Blondes
• Balls (mine)
• Beignets
• Boning
• Babydolls (lingerie)
• Beer
• Beef
• Beans ( I AM Mexican)
• Beauty

I could go on. However, I need to move on.

So, aside from THAT, what is there to talk about?

Sports Update

We are now in the Masters. Anyone want a pimento sandwich? This reminds me that a certain member of the DFO Corporation, all rights reserved, actually attended this event and promised a Boots In The Ground.

Really curious to find out what that was like…

Current Events

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REPEAT: Easter is coming! The stores are filled with chocolate goodies. I’ve never understood people saying Happy Easter. Happy Torturous Death of the God you worship! Here, have a chocolate egg!

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Other Updates

I am currently playing in a golf tournament. Not doing well but having a blast with friends. For those of you that read my latest fiction series, Izzy is a real person and I’m playing with him today. The jokes have been flowing all day. Our 79-year old playing partner is being accused of using performance-enhancing Viagra as his drives are straight and long.

Speaking of, my penis was very happy last week. Thank you for asking.

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In this space, I will tell you what I’m drinking as I type this post. Today’s drink is: Mountain Dew Baja Blast Zero.

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Your weekly Psych gif:

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Your weekly hot girl pic:

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Your weekly music video:

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One last thing:

Seriously, hat tip to Brocky: