Your Triumvirate of Afternoon Tilts

Featuring the hellscape that is the NFC West! Let’s do it again.

To The Games!

Cards/Seahawks:

One thing about Brissett, he knows which side of his bread is buttered. Somehow Harrison Jr, after a year and a half into his career, had a high of seven catches. Which begs the question, “Is Kyler deliberately not throwing the ball to him?” This also tells me that McBride is going to go on a freakin’ tear. For those that have him in fantasy he might be a league winner. But on the other side Darnold has a new playmate that goes by the name of Shaheed which will prevent JSN from being tripled so the Seattle O might get to another level. After sussing this game out I think it has great potential.

Rams/Niners:

I read/heard somewhere that San Fran is operating around 40% regarding their proposed starters at the outset of the season and now. Oof! But then again, it’s like that every year under Shanny The Younger isn’t it? They’ll keep it close but after this is over I think the Rams will have a ” Hi, I’m the NFC Favorite” nametag on their chest.

Lions/Commies:

This game had the status of being a calendar circler a few months ago. (calendar? what’s a calendar?) But like all things in Washington these days, Things Fall Apart. Detroit moves that much closer to the record they anticipated having as they head down the stretch.

Go get ’em in the comments.

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Doktor Zymm

Men! Y’all are great. Especially cute when sleeping after sex booze and thai food

Doktor Zymm

Note: i would have way more notes if my fantasy team didn’t suck

Doktor Zymm

Stupid fantasy teams and parlays

Doktor Zymm

Stupid Dwayne has horrible advise about ladies

Unsurprised

Has anyone named Dwayne ever had a good idea about anything?

Col. Duke LaCross

I believe the Commies are now 3-7 since the inauguration.

Unsurprised

MAGA is cleaning house then?

ballsofsteelandfury

BRING OUT THE ZAMBONIS!

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That Bills loss isn’t helping the allegations that everyone has just gone mask off in how the fix is in.

Col. Duke LaCross

Does Morestead not know how to kick a ball off a tee?

Unsurprised

Still looking for a feed of that Canadian soccer game.

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sporty hunter. That sounds shady as fuck, but there it is. Soccer in a blizzard. Wild.

Unsurprised

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

rockingdog

Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.

lol 🇺🇸

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As Alec Baldwin said in Glengarry Glenross, fire their fucking asses, because a loser is a loser.

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Wow. How was that Ertz catch not intercepted?