Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Fight About Albums

Guten tag, drones.

Today we dip into our suggestion box and come up with one from occasional commenter and frequent model tank hobbyist, BK109, and take his suggestion of “Album That Defines A Band”

Right now I really wish I’d written down what his suggestion was, because it was a a good one.  But I didn’t.  BK, if you’re out there, you had the first pick but I unfortunately set you alarm to ‘Minnesota Vikings’ and you missed it.  My fault entirely.  It’s a good thing I don’t have any pay to dock.

What we’re looking for here is the album that, in your opinion, defines a band. This is a completely subjective subject; arguments are encouraging.  Once an album has been selected it is off the board but the band, should you feel that the first album was not the correct pick, is not.

The only rule is that it has to be an album/CD; no singles, or whatever it is the kids listen to these days.  OK, two rules.  The second rule is that if you pick an album as the defining album for a band, you cannot then take a different album for the same band.  Don’t be greedy and/or make up your damn mind.

Fun fact, this draft was partly inspired by my having received an actual record player for Xmas and recently going to various stores and buying actual vinyl for the first time in decades.  It’s fun, I love the artwork on the albums, the sound is, I’m not going to say better, but different than a CD or streaming, and enjoyable, and also it’s a real pain in the ass getting up to change records, and hoo boy, do they take up a lot of room.

Anyhoo…

With the first pick I will take The Rolling Stones ‘Exile On Main Street’

There are, for my money, three albums you could take for this draft for the Stones, maybe four is you include ‘Beggar’s Banquet,’ so I look forward to those picks.

The rest of you are on the clock…

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NotShogunButShogun

Thanks BFC!
Motorhead-Ace of Spades

Unsurprised

I’m going to have to pick a fight and say The Fragile is more definitive than Downward Spiral. The combination of the emo and metal stylings from the first two albums are mixed with the more ambient and technical elements of the instrumental tracks, particularly the instrumental tracks and soundtracks from NIN in subsequent albums. Most of NIN has been post-The Fragile; and most of their albums like Year Zero and And Still from the And All That Could Have Bren two-disc set and so forth are more similar to The Fragile than Downward Spiral or Pretty Hate Machine.

THAT BEING SAID … Adding Boyz Noize to the Tron: Ares soundtrack and the remix of the soundtrack has brought them back around to sounding more like Pretty Hate Machine than ever before.

NotShogunButShogun

I respect that. But I do argue most don’t listen to the instrumentals. They want the angstrage.
The Fragile also suffers from the “it’s a double it must be great” problem.

Unsurprised

True.

Maybe I’m just overthinking “definitive” differently from the consensus.

I probably am.

NotShogunButShogun

Nah, it’s a valid point

LemonJello

Fif Pick:

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In 3-D – Weird Al Yankovic

DJ TAJ

Kind of surprised it’s still here but since it is I’ll take God.

L-A
BrettFavresColonoscopy

That doesn’t look like Lemmy

Doktor Zymm

Definitive
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Brick Meathook

This one will go over almost all your heads, but this is one of punk’s most legendary albums, produced out of the vibrant “harDCore” music scene of Washington DC in the early 1980s.

Fun Fact #1: The longtime headquarters of Dischord Records is a block and a half from the house I grew up in (and where I’m sitting right now). The D.C. mailing address of Dischord that was listed on their albums was actually Ian MacKaye’s mother’s house, where he had grown up.

Fun Fact #2: Despite Ian MacKaye and Henry Rollins being my local school peers, and harDCore music being from my hometown of my era, I never liked it and I’ve always thought slam-dancing was stupid, done only by disaffected white boys who not only couldn’t get girls but also couldn’t figure out how to whack themselves off.

Brick Meathook

here:

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Doktor Zymm

Ian MacKaye also pretty much kicked off straight edge and emo

Doktor Zymm

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Just the most Johnny Cash thing ever

scotchnaut

He walked hard that day, my friend.

scotchnaut

There can be only one. This broke my brain and I didn’t listen to it until the mid-80’s.

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Brick Meathook

The Velvet Underground has often been called “The Brick Meathook of music.”

ballsofsteelandfury

It is very difficult to pick a definitive album by The Police. Everyone will say Synchronicity, but I disagree. For me, it came down to Zenyatta Mondatta and Ghost In The Machine.

I’m giving the edge to Zenyatta, but just barely.

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Don T

You know how Lit. classes everywhere include Shakespeare and Tolstoi? For rock, Soda Stereo is a similar giant. They started the electronic noodling in the mid 80s.

“Dynamo” can be a Hamlet. Hit play for dynamite in any language

https://youtu.be/76v5j_TWYUU?si=pzDU17t33xH3FsPg

Doktor Zymm

Frank Sinatra, Songs For Young Lovers
This is the one inducted into the National Recording Registry
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Brick Meathook

Yellow UK release cover

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Brick Meathook

Pink US release cover

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

4. Dire Straits – Making Movies.

You could make an argument for Brothers in Arms, but you’d be (slightly) wrong.

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