Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Fight About Albums

Guten tag, drones.

Today we dip into our suggestion box and come up with one from occasional commenter and frequent model tank hobbyist, BK109, and take his suggestion of “Album That Defines A Band”

Right now I really wish I’d written down what his suggestion was, because it was a a good one.  But I didn’t.  BK, if you’re out there, you had the first pick but I unfortunately set you alarm to ‘Minnesota Vikings’ and you missed it.  My fault entirely.  It’s a good thing I don’t have any pay to dock.

What we’re looking for here is the album that, in your opinion, defines a band. This is a completely subjective subject; arguments are encouraging.  Once an album has been selected it is off the board but the band, should you feel that the first album was not the correct pick, is not.

The only rule is that it has to be an album/CD; no singles, or whatever it is the kids listen to these days.  OK, two rules.  The second rule is that if you pick an album as the defining album for a band, you cannot then take a different album for the same band.  Don’t be greedy and/or make up your damn mind.

Fun fact, this draft was partly inspired by my having received an actual record player for Xmas and recently going to various stores and buying actual vinyl for the first time in decades.  It’s fun, I love the artwork on the albums, the sound is, I’m not going to say better, but different than a CD or streaming, and enjoyable, and also it’s a real pain in the ass getting up to change records, and hoo boy, do they take up a lot of room.

Anyhoo…

With the first pick I will take The Rolling Stones ‘Exile On Main Street’

There are, for my money, three albums you could take for this draft for the Stones, maybe four is you include ‘Beggar’s Banquet,’ so I look forward to those picks.

The rest of you are on the clock…

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Brick Meathook

Jon Stewart said: “You didn’t buy this album, it was issued to you.”

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Doktor Zymm

Pixies, Doolittle
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No notes.

scotchnaut

Somebody has to take the risk-Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues. Burning Down the House, Slippery People, Naive Melody, Making Flippy Floppy, so many great tunes.

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yeah right

Again, many options here but to me, Bowie was given his persona by Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
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Don T

Agreeable pick. Not a fan of “Sandinista”.
This one is my fave.

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I dare everybody to come up with 3 consecutive bangers as incredible as
1. Safe Europeen Home
2. English Civil War
3. Tommy Gun

Maybe Lex Hives. Maybe

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rick Astley, Whenever You Need Somebody

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Same logic as the Queen pick

Don T

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King Hippo

Lads just have SO MUCH style!

Don T

increíbles. Mis all-time faves

LemonJello

Time to start breaking the rules.

4th Pick:

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The Battle of Los Angeles – Rage Against The Machine

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Don T

Yes! I first heard this album while studying for the bar exam. Heard it 🔁🔁🔁, until my then-wife told me to stop 😅

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck you, we won’t do what you tell us

yeah right

I’ll do it.

While I personally prefer the White Album, it’s gotta be Sgt Pepper for The Beatles. First real glimpse, (Revolver notwithstanding) of their future psychedelic selves and the new direction of the band.

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ballsofsteelandfury

No Doubt – Tragic Kingdom

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

3. The Smiths – The Queen Is Dead

This one’s a little tougher to pin down, but if Morrissey were pointing a gun at an immigrant’s head and forcing me to choose, it’s the one I would pick.

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LemonJello

Pick du Tres: Moving Pictures – Rush

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LemonJello

Welp. I should have refreshed the page* before my next pick.

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*still would have picked it

Who has a Tool album locked and loaded?

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Litre

Sharkbait

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Gumbygirl

The Wild….E Street Shuffle ( too long to type) is my absolute favorite.

Sharkbait

I snagged that for $9 at a record store popup. It plays great

NotShogunButShogun

Type O Negative-October Rust

SonOfSpam

Queen had so many great albums, but sometimes it’s as simple as “the one with Bohemian Rhapsody”

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scotchnaut

Sorry Lemonjello-it’s pistols at dawn. Paul’s Boutique showed the Beasties at the height of their powers. That album never takes its foot off the gas.

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NotShogunButShogun

Gumbygirl

Live at the Fillmore East. Probably the best live album ever

Gumbygirl

If it has to be studio only, Eat a Peach. I’m talking about the Allman Brothers, in case any of yinz were raised in a cave by wolves.

Gumbygirl

I realize some of the stuff on Eat a Peach is live too. They were at their best on stage, sue me! [ Don’t sue me, too many of you are lawyers]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. Smashing Pumpkins – Siamese Dream

This one *is* my favorite album by them, and I think this one is indisputable as far as “defining” goes.

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SonOfSpam

It’s both great and dismissive wanking somehow.

NotShogunButShogun

That one is praised just because it’s a double. Like how a good movie MUST be at least 2 1/2 hours.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I used to have arguments with my friend Dave about whether it was too bloated, and I’ve come to accept that he was right – it definitely is.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can’t tolerate Gish?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Same here, but Gish is a very good album, only a very small step down from Siamese Dream. If we were drafting “songs you’d blow out your eardrums to” I’d definitely have “Bury Me” pretty high up on my board.

SonOfSpam

Nailed it.

ballsofsteelandfury

I know Litre will contend that it’s Disintegration, but I maintain that the album that defines The Cure is Wish.

Part of The Cure is poppy songs and you can’t get more of that than It’s Friday I’m in Love. Otherwise, the rest of the songs are Pure Cure.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Spam will say Sonic Temple, but I also disagree.

NotShogunButShogun

That’s tricky. I see merits for both

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I gotta back Litre on this one.

SonOfSpam

Sure this dismisses their early 60s poppier stuff, but this album has (Stefon voice) everything…a political screed (Won’t Get Fooled Again), an idea for a concept album that they just said nah (Baba O’Riley), a sad white guy ballad (Behind Blue Eyes), road trip song (Going Mobile), a comedy track done by the bass player (My Wife), Keith Moon flexing his muscles on a banger (Bargain), and even a song that would define a farewell tour fifty years later (This Song Is Over).

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Don T

Came here to post this. Might be the best album evah, for me.

Gumbygirl

Bob Dylan- Blood on the Tracks

Gumbygirl

Jesus, what a pain in the ass to download an image

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NotShogunButShogun

Deftones-White Pony
Not my absolute favorite (Around the Fur), but the one that definitively said “We’re not nu-metal, we are us.”

yeah right

Slayer, “Reign in Blood.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Radiohead – The Bends

It’s not my favorite Radiohead album. But I think it’s their most definitive one.

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NotShogunButShogun

Well anyway…
NIN-Downward Spiral

NotShogunButShogun

Why no image share?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Guess I’m taking Nirvana Nevermind.

DJ TAJ

Cool allow me to take this thrash master

Static
Sharkbait

High School Sharkbait approves

2Pack

3rd round. This one put them over the top. BIB was bigger but this one more defined them IMO…

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Brocky

Huey Lewis and the news:

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In ’87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Hip To Be Square”. A song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It’s also a personal statement about the band itself.

yeah right

Primus “Sailing The Seas of Cheese.”

Granted “Pork Soda” is in the discussion as well.

NotShogunButShogun

Seas is the call. Pork Soda is building off the foundation of it.

WCS

As far as debuts go, this is a tough act to follow:

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LemonJello

2nd pick: Licensed to Ill

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yeah right

Ramones “Rocket to Russia.”

Just one banger after another.

Gumbygirl

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’. Should be hanging on the clubhouse wall!

Jimbo

GNR, Appetite for Destruction.

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2Pack

My second pick

35.-Metallica-‘Master-of-Puppets-1986-album-art-billboard-1240
Sharkbait

Remember. After 4 hours, call the doctor.

Gumbygirl

4 hours? That’s a permaboner. He’s not just sporting wood, it’s a fucking sequoia.

2Pack

Floyd man…
Play Darkside of the Moon…

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Sharkbait

Metallica’s Black Album

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NotShogunButShogun

I’d go with Master of Puppets. Black’s b-side is largely meh

2Pack

My pick too

yeah right

Concur.

Senor Weaselo

I’m going to assume compilation albums are out, so you can’t take the Beatles album of all the #1 hits.

I wasn’t going to, because I was going to take The Eminem Show.
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Brocky

Green day – Dookie

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I’ve never been much of a music guy, but I know a genre defining album when I see one

Yeah there’s a million complaints to be had about their actual influence, but I strongly feel that applie to pretty much any pick on this list

ballsofsteelandfury

The Ghost of TWBS nods

Redshirt

Billy Joel’s “The Stranger”. Equal parts hopeless romantic and dreamer mixed with underlying self-loathing and pseudo-depression that fuels song writing abilities.

That’s pretty much Billy Joel in a nutshell….and my vast knowledge of albums. See ya, next week.

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Senor Weaselo

Now don’t ask Padre Weaselo to play Piano Man!

2Pack

52nd Street would be my pick from him

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LemonJello

I will have to disagree with the esteemed BFC and pick:

Led Zeppelin IV

Side One:
“Black Dog” (4:55)
“Rock and Roll” (3:40)
“The Battle of Evermore” (5:51)
“Stairway to Heaven” (8:02)

Side Two:
“Misty Mountain Hop” (4:38)
“Four Sticks” (4:45)
“Going to California” (3:32)
“When the Levee Breaks” (7:08)

ballsofsteelandfury

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well I got there first so you can suck it

LemonJello

Worst. Pre-Teen. Birthday Card. Message. Ever. (Trumpstein edition)

Gumbygirl

This is the one.

Sharkbait

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Rumours: sometimes fucking your co-workers can work out

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scotchnaut

It’s very popular in the music and bartending/waiting professions.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Draft idea: Best Industry to Be Working In If You Were Having an Affair with a Coworker. With the first pick I’d take “pharmaceutical sales”.

LemonJello

Where does “Secretary of DHS” rank on this draft idea?

scotchnaut

Boston’s first album kinda is the band. If I could only remember the name of it…Oh yeah, it’s “Boston”.

/having trouble with images. Grrr

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ll take Led Zeppelin II

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m going with Depeche Mode and Violator. Holy shit, what an album! If that album doesn’t define them, I don’t know what does.

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

I mean, look at this track listing!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Plus, and I know songs in singles don’t count, but Dangerous and Sea Of Sin were recorded at the same time and put out as B-sides to songs from this album.

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