Request Line: Blanky McBlank and the Blankertones

INT. BAEKJEONG RESTAURANT – DAY

The PRODUCER is seated at a table in a Korean barbecue restaurant in K-town drinking soju. The PRODUCER’s cellphone is face-up on the bar, revealing an open line to DJ 3000′. 

PRODUCER: [through a mouthful of half-chewed thinly sliced brisket] So what did you say this was called again?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: IT’S CALLED – 이자 – PRONOUNCED “I CHA”. IT’S BASICALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A MEAL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW IT WITH A SECOND MEAL.  THEY HAD A THING ON THAT SHOW LOUIE WHERE THEY CALLED IT A “BANG BANG”.

PRODUCER: [continuing to stuff his face] Mmm.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: IT’S GOOD, RIGHT?

The PRODUCER takes a sip – more of a gulp, really – of soju. 

PRODUCER: Definitely. Feel like I’m gonna end up like one of those characters in a K-Drama with like six empty bottles of soju on the table by the end.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: EH, IT WOULDN’T BE THE END OF THE WORLD. THERE ARE SOME GREAT WORLD CUP GAMES ON THIS AFTERNOON. I SPECIFICALLY PICKED A PLACE WITH TV’S SO YOU’D BE ABLE TO ENJOY THEM.

PRODUCER: Oh, cool. I can’t help but feel like I’m getting a little distracted from my task, though.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: LIKE I SAID, HUNTER AND I ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

PRODUCER: Yeah but I feel like I’m further away from the studio then I was before.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH, NO. I RETCONNED THINGS SO THAT YOU’RE ACTUALLY CLOSER.

PRODUCER: Retconned?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: YEAH, IT’S AN ABILITY I GAINED FROM A PLATINUM LOOT BOX IN AFTER I ESCAPED FROM THE TIME LOOP BUBBLE IN SEASON 7.

PRODUCER: Platinum loot box?

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: [forging ahead] SO YOU SEE YOUR FIRST MEAL WAS ACTUALLY AT CASA FINA RESTAURANT IN BOYLE HEIGHTS. CHECK IT OUT.

PRODUCER: I don’t understand, you’re saying that…

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: OH LOOK THE SERVER IS BACK WITH A PLATTER OF PORK BELLY! DOESN’T THAT LOOK DELICIOUS?

PRODUCER: Wait, don’t you try to distract me with…[trails off has he stares at the succulent pork belly]…stuff.

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: IN THE MEANTIME THIS WHOLE 이자 BUSINESS HAS GIVEN ME A GREAT IDEA FOR A REQUEST LINE TOPIC.

PRODUCER: [to the server]…and some more kimchi, please…

DJ 3000′ [O/S]: WE’RE GOING TO DO SONGS BY BANDS WHOSE NAME FOLLOWS THE FORMAT OF “X and the Y’s”. SUCH AS…

 

Today’s theme is bands that call themselves “X and the Y’s” (i.e. Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals).  Any songs by bands whose names fit the format will do.  Please post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Nk3yM4nM4n” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Candle” by Sonic Youth was requested by Gatoraids but once again yoinked as the puzzle answer by SonOfSpam.  Enjoy the games today folks, and once again please feel welcome to use today’s post as an open thread to comment on the games as well. 

 

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WCS

For some unexpectedly positive, you-never-know-where-things-may-go news from the Wild Work World (WWW, trademark pending) of WCS:

Took a call when shift started for an apparent breaking-and-enter of an abandoned house down the block from the caller. Abandoned location is a known drug den/shooting alley. When the PD got there, the two suspects were still inside. Turns out, they’re wanted all over the Commonwealth of PA for laundry lists of crimes, ranging from drug offenses, traffic violations, to armed robbery.

You just never know sometimes.

Also took a call earlier for a raccoon in caller’s backyard, wobbling around in daylight, and trying to eat rocks.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yep. That’s rabies. Put the poor bastard down quick.

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdE1wZDdah4&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIkLmqJ0KrFIdXLdrde1n1mo&index=34

Pretty pissed at meself it took me till now to think of this one.

Brick Meathook

Or justThe Pips (starts @ 2:03)

https://youtu.be/NP0bot4-qmM

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam
Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I got a free month of yoga after getting locked inside the studio while I was in the shower this past Sunday.

I was wondering why they called it Gestapo Hot Yoga.

WCS

“Seems like a great place!”

Jerry S., State College, PA

Brocky

I’m going to post this for no reason other than to troll people

https://youtu.be/62F4rAa-CK0?is=ou_4BfQjZS7kNoLm

Brocky

Iggy Pop and the stooges

I wanna be your dog
https://youtu.be/3gsWt7ey6bo?is=UQSjdf-HjShyYk-I

Fun fact: I discovered this song because of Friday night lights, the movie, not the stupid ass TV show

SonOfSpam

I don’t think The Blackhearts added much but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO6YL09T8Fw&pp=ygUJam9hbiBqZXR0

SonOfSpam

Another old band, and I’ll be kind and not do the Liverpudlian song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08083BNaYcA&pp=ygUYZ2VycnkgYW5kIHRoZSBwYWNlbWFrZXJz

DJ TAJ

Why doesn’t the Sly and the Family Stone show up?

Horatio Cornblower

We were reminded when I took the E Street Band. it’s not necessarily a supporting band, it’s a supporting band that ends with an ‘s’

DJ TAJ

I posted it down there and it says awaiting for approval

yeah right

Got all “Admin” on it.

It’s there now.

SonOfSpam

Guy owes his whole career to Alex P. Keaton, and whatever happened to The Beaters? (not you Ray Rice and Joe Mixon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V9zH6EVFqk&pp=ygUZYmlsbHkgdmVyYSBhdCB0aGlzIG1vbWVudA%3D%3D

Horatio Cornblower

I hated this song.

And still do.

SonOfSpam

Would be better if Yes did it imo

WCS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYdA5en4V3E

The band leader is name is Sniff*

*may not be accurate

DJ TAJ
Horatio Cornblower

Banner!

Horatio Cornblower

Dembele gonna take the lead for the Golden Boot by halftime

Sharkbait

Mbappe who?

Horatio Cornblower

Not sure if these guys are still together, but if they happen to come around they are absolutely a ‘drop everything and go’ band. They will tear the roof off the place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDmxHDx0SBQ&list=RDDDmxHDx0SBQ&start_radio=1

SonOfSpam

EDIT didn’t have a plural ending, so here’s an oldie substitute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4fXojkO7g8&pp=ygUVZGlvbiBhbmQgdGhlIGJlbG1vbnRz

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Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, I think I’m pretty happy with my picking France to win the whole thing.

Horatio Cornblower

Unless they do, you know, that.

WCS

Who needs a little pick-me-up?

Maybe not New Orleans…

Horatio Cornblower
Horatio Cornblower

Posted at the same time RTD put up his. INADVERTENT DOUBLE SHOT!!!

SonOfSpam

should be whom imo

SonOfSpam

I will keep evangelizing for these guys til morale improves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEF4Cnm4hPg

Horatio Cornblower

Gonna have a hard time taking musical advice from a Yes fan.

Horatio Cornblower

OK, that said, this motherfucker can wail.

SonOfSpam

Weirdo. EVERYONE loves prog rock!

Last edited 1 day ago by SonOfSpam
Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think that’s true, actually.

Horatio Cornblower

Is a band out once taken?

Horatio Cornblower

Tara Reid pre-plastic surgery disasters was…still an atrocious actress.

WCS

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Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPUIjiaH_I

Horatio Cornblower

Boy I hope I don’t get fired for that mistake.

Horatio Cornblower

Tomorrow?

DJ TAJ

Not the same but is the lame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjPa_NqN0vE

Horatio Cornblower

Little Steven absolutely rocks.

SonOfSpam

doesn’t end in “s” smh

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