The “There Can Be Only One” Round has begun

As I type this the kicks have started.

Life Sucks:

Chris “Y2K” Johnson shared with the world his battle with ALS and I don’t want to watch it. He’s forty fucking year’s old. He was one of my favorite non-Giant players-he burst onto the scene virtually out of nowhere and the rumor was that he had run a sub4.3 40 yard dash. When I shared that with my fantasy buddies they called bullshit. Well, it sure didn’t take long for him to send Lendale White’s fat ass to the bench. It seemed as though he loved being on the field and wouldn’t you if you could outrun everyone? I wish him the very best.

Hydration Break-

The Shield Has Spoken:

I imagine that The Rog said to the Lions, “I’m out here making life miserable for a kid with a gambling problem and you still have a guy accused of a felony still on your roster? Get with the program, motherfuckers!” The Lions have cut Terrion Arnold.

Nothing’s gonna top the last result but here we go-

Los Neitherlands play Morocco (why is ESPN’s short form name for the latter MAR?) play for the right to face off against Les Terrors a la Tundra. I found it funny today that my bean sprout guy (you all have a bean sprout guy, right?) won lot’s of maple cash money betting on his adopted country. Meanwhile, my ground beef guy (he also coaches two college soccer teams and runs a soccer camp) who was given free tickets to two(!) games so far bet against the Canadian side. He has some grudges against some of the coaches that select players at lower levels that could work their way to the National Program and just can’t let go.

Be who you are in the comments.